#recap People love this woman’s petty revenge on a workmate who stole her lunchhttps://t.co/Uh7Z3iJ0bP pic.twitter.com/ngGu52YqIS
— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 13, 2022
This thread, but this, right here, is the killer. https://t.co/0iyXMaPpX6
— Russ Jones (@RussInCheshire) March 13, 2022
So this appeared in Liverpool last week.
— Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) March 13, 2022
For those who may be unaware, this hospital was approved (under the last Labour government) 13 years ago in 2009. Building began in 2013. It was due in 2017. And still isn't ready.
This @10DowningStreet ad, in short, is a stone cold lie. pic.twitter.com/ooFsol1SqH
Too many people, when they say ‘we have to learn to live with Covid’, seem to think it means we can go back to behaving the way we did before Covid. That’s not what it means.
— Jim Al-Khalili (@jimalkhalili) March 13, 2022
That £2.6m Downing Street briefing room refit?
— Alan Ferrier 🏴🇺🇦 (@alanferrier) March 12, 2022
A firm called Megahertz carried out the crucial work, installing computers, cameras, microphones and control desk.
Megahertz is owned by Okno-TV. Based in Moscow.
At the time, No10 said they had ‘absolutely’ no security concerns.
Still laughing at this… pic.twitter.com/1ym59qpTok
— Blanaid (Blawnid) (@MiniOCD) March 14, 2022
Mountains of donated clothes already strew the roads near Ukraine’s borders, rotting in the rain, says charity worker, @CazTravels. Organising collections of our cast-offs might make us feel better, but it isn’t the best way to help in a crisishttps://t.co/14g5JswkGa
— Premier Christianity (@Christianitymag) March 15, 2022
One of my favourite things I’ve read is that sometimes in films dogs have to be given CGI tails if they’re supposed to be acting angry or mean because they’re so happy that they’re doing a good job that they can’t keep their tails from wagging.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 18, 2022
Some personal news pic.twitter.com/Vv3kGVW0cB
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) March 18, 2022
I knew my ex was splitting up with me so I hid his passport by tucking it under his TV unit before I left. He won't think to look there, meaning he can't go on his lads holiday this year as he'll leave everything to the night before.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) March 19, 2022
My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion.
— Brianne M. Kohl (@BrianneKohl) March 18, 2022
ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.
Good grief! Some infantile berk chose to script this crass insult to the Ukrainian people… and then the PM read it out without questioning whether *maybe* this might not be the sort of thing a serious leader should say. Our only hope is that no one beyond the UK is listening. https://t.co/hgN64Cs5S9
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) March 19, 2022
UKRAINE LITERALLY WANTS TO JOIN THE EUROPEAN UNION YOU BRAINLESS HAYSTACK https://t.co/qkQtwaMEm7
— Sam Bright (@WritesBright) March 19, 2022
Boris Johnson is a national embarrassment. His buffoonery contrasts with the courageous leadership of President Zelensky. To compare a referendum to women and children fleeing Putin's bombs is an insult to every Ukrainian. He is no Churchill: he is Basil Fawlty.
— Ed Davey MP 🔶 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@EdwardJDavey) March 19, 2022
Transitions… pic.twitter.com/RLvN9z5Aeq
— Christian Nightmares (@ChristnNitemare) March 19, 2022
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