Internet highlights – w/c 24th August 2025

30 08 2025
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Internet highlights – w/c 17th August 2025

23 08 2025
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A Beginner’s Guide to Breaking and Entering – by Andrew Hunter Murray

23 08 2025

Very different from his first novel (and I haven’t read his second!) – the premise of this book sounded so much fun: a guy who house sits for rich people, except they don’t know it. You might call him a squatter, he calls himself an interloper. He stays in wealthy people’s second homes when he knows they’re away, and leaves no trace – fun, yes?!

I thought the whole book was going to be based around this, and in a way it is, but really it’s more that that’s the set up for the story, which is sort of a murder mystery while on the run as suspects. I don’t think that gives too much away as it’s on the back of the book! It’s even narrated from the information suite in his prison…

I really enjoyed it, there’s a good amount of fun among the drama, and a few niche British references that would make Richard Osman proud! (eg: “I wonder fleetingly whether the police and the Bake Off crew get their marquees from the same firm.”).

There was also a wonderful anecdote about Ann Hicks, who sold apples in Hyde Park in the 1830s, built a tiny shack to sell from, gradually added to it, windows, doors, extended upwards, until she had a two storey house and a shop front in the middle of Hyde Park. Due to patchy records, she ended up being paid a weekly allowance by the Duke of Wellington to leave so they could build a bit crystal palace – a brilliant story, and clearly Hunter Murray’s QI-elf-ness hasn’t completely left him!

I think what I’d really like is a prequel, maybe a series of short stories of his escapades before this whole incident kicked off, of life as an interloper. It’s fun in this book to learn of his series of rules of interloping, but there must be stories from where some of them came from that could be a good premise.

A couple of excellent lines:

  • “I have a faint memory that impersonating a police officer is a crime that comes with an especially long sentence. The police don’t like it when you do impressions of them. (I find this particularly unfair, because apparently they’re allowed to do impressions of normal people and that’s just ‘undercover work’.)”
  • “You may have noticed that I’ve also changed Qumar’s name, from a country you will be familiar with to a fake country they use in The West Wing when they needed somewhere for President Bartlet to bomb. If Aaron Sorkin objects to me lifting the name, he can sue me. I’m literally writing this from prison and have no fear of copyright infringement.”
  • “I do look up the price of ferry tickets, then a few property portals to see how much the average mountain chalet sets you back these days (a lot, it turns out; these ski people must be made of money and still they choose to go somewhere cold? Insane)”




Internet highlights – w/c 10th August 2025

16 08 2025
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Internet highlights – w/c 3rd August 2025

9 08 2025
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The Greatest Story Ever Told – by Bear Grylls

9 08 2025

The premise of this book seems to be to tell the story of Jesus in one flowing narrative, so combining all four Gospels, and told from the viewpoint of five eye witnesses to His life: Mary (His mother), Thomas, Simon, John and Mary Magdalene.

I think I went into this with maybe a slightly more cynical outlook, looking for faults in the story as it were, as someone very familiar with the story. But for someone investigating Christianity but wanting something less intimidating than the Bible, I think this would be a great starting point.

I’m not sure there was much difference between the narratives other than His mother Mary’s, as that is necessary to tell the beginning of the story, from her becoming pregnant, through raising Him, to the wedding in Cana, at which point Thomas takes over the narration, but there didn’t seem to a reason that Simon couldn’t have done the rest of the book, I guess it was maybe broken down so as not to give one disciple huge prominence, but I didn’t feel much of a shift in style when the narrators switched.

Generally it’s very close to the Bible – every word spoken by Jesus specifically, is taken directly from scripture, and there isn’t much artistic licence used, as I guess the authenticity is important for a non Christian readership. But occasionally a weird thing was thrown in, like Jesus working for Joseph of Arimathea before He started His ministry…. that seemed an odd choice.

There was also the parable of the lost son, where the ending was just missed, where the older brother complains at the celebrations. To be honest, there’s a lot of His teaching that isn’t in there, I guess cos otherwise it’d have to be a much longer book. What is included of that, is often put in as a memory of “I remember when He told us…”, so definitely not all in order either, but it’s clear when it’s intentionally not. There are many miracles included though, my memory isn’t good enough to say if all!

A couple of times he added a tone to someone’s voice that I wasn’t sure how realistic it was, especially when he describes Pilate as sarcastic when he refer’s to Jesus as King of the Jews, but I would argue that there is nothing in the Bible to imply he didn’t mean that – quite the opposite in fact:

The chief priests of the Jews protested to Pilate, “Do not write ‘The King of the Jews,’ but that this man claimed to be king of the Jews.”
Pilate answered, “What I have written, I have written.”

– John 19 vv 21-22

Overall it was good; it tells the story in a very readable way. I think the above probably comes across as negative, because I am, by nature, a hole picker (just ask anyone I work with!), but don’t let that put you off.





Internet highlights – w/c 27th July 2025

2 08 2025
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