“we won’t put it out” 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/FgiC03BG3t
— sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ (@superTV247) April 18, 2026
She was the Conservative Home Secretary, in charge of immigration.
— Brendan May (@bmay) April 18, 2026
Twice.
What an imbecile. pic.twitter.com/3QvBhFUqTL
if you accidentally dig up a dead body doing construction or something, what's the age of burial cutoff for calling in scientists for an archaeological discovery vs calling the forensics team for a murder scene?
— Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 (@SmalltimeJones) April 19, 2026
Clueless was an adaptation of Emma. 10 Things I Hate About You was Taming of the Shrew. Lion King was Hamlet. She's the Man was Twelfth Night.
— Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 (@JeremiahDJohns) April 19, 2026
Feels like we used to do lots of kids/teen movies that were based on classic literature, and we just stopped? Should do more of that.
Ducklings ‘talk’ to each other from inside their eggs to coordinate hatching at the same time. This makes sure no one is left behind and strengthens their chances of survival.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 21, 2026
Dear makers of women's clothing…
— mariana Z (@mariana057) April 22, 2026
Pants pockets should be like poetry.
DEEP ENOUGH TO BE MEANINGFUL.
Two, two-finger KitKats are simply not as fulfilling as one four-finger KitKat, for no logical reason whatsoever.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) April 22, 2026
Shakespeare mind cloud created by Allysa Gray. pic.twitter.com/JZ1L4fnZBh
— Prof. Frank McDonough (@FXMC1957) April 23, 2026
Sure, happy birthday to Shakespeare, but it's a fact that he stole most of his plots. Like, one play is a total ripoff of West Side Story, but set in the olden days.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) April 23, 2026
I was skeptical, but now I’m completely convinced. Fencing will become super popular due to this one very particular improvement to the sport.
— Linus ✦ Ekenstam (@LinusEkenstam) April 19, 2026
“Sword tip visualization” It’s going to debut at the summer olympics.
Every single duel will look like a bloody lightsaber fight pic.twitter.com/DKfszrtP35
“I think you’ve just changed the policy.”
— Times Radio (@TimesRadio) April 24, 2026
Jane Mulkerrins asks @jamieoliver on behalf of a begrudged Times Radio producer (who may or may not be writing this) why his restaurant wouldn’t allow her to take leftovers home – to which he immediately changed the restaurant’s policy. pic.twitter.com/xrprBPpcKZ
You’ve got to love the weather in the UK. Today I saw someone wearing a big coat and a woolly hat and someone wearing shorts and a t-shirt, yet somehow both seemed to be appropriately dressed.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 24, 2026
BREAKING: Asda Bedminster has run out of bags. People having to abandon their baskets at the checkout
— Charlie Watts (@char1iewatts) April 25, 2026
Trump on Joe Biden (2024): “He has an ability to fall asleep while on camera…in minutes, he’s stone-cold out, and he’s got cameras because he’s the president…You’ll never see me sleeping in front of a camera.” https://t.co/a6gmqaRTHv pic.twitter.com/5UdZuK4NIT
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) April 23, 2026
RFK Jr, "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages"
— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) April 22, 2026
"If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction"
In reality, that’s a 98.33% drop
Shocking illiteracy from the US Secretary of Health
Equally shocking that so many Americans… pic.twitter.com/sioA1sqZJU
Spot on from lady in green glasses #BBCQT
— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) April 23, 2026
"The root of all this problem is the reliance on oil and gas"
"Is it not time to move towards cleaner energy rather than coming to the same realisation every time there is conflict and war in the middle east"
Fiona Bruce, "People in… pic.twitter.com/3NqdeV61oL
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