A recent report says that voice notes are huge across the world… apart from in Britain.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 30, 2026
Here’s my two cents (or pennies) on why I dislike voice notes:
1. I don’t want to have to put in earphones or find a quiet place when out and about, just for you to tell me “yes” or “no”… pic.twitter.com/IZYvDj5m3u
Price gougers for the World Cup in the USA are about to realise who they are up against. 😂 https://t.co/rgmoxuXJLY
— SPD travels 🚄✈️🌉 (@SPD_travels) April 30, 2026
The Titanic had a ballroom and yet it still sank.
— MP Arizona☀️🏳️🌈💙🌵🐕🐕🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 (@AzPetrich) April 30, 2026
Cheers.
I don't think they've faked this assassination attempt but I understand why some people think the Trump administration is corrupt enough to countenance such a thing.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 26, 2026
Moral of the story. Live your life in a way that won't make the entire country assume that you've staged it if someone tries to shoot you.
— Mindy Fischer Writer (@mindys4Biden) April 26, 2026
Set a treadmill at 21kph ( max most will go to) and try to run for 30 seconds on it.
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) April 26, 2026
That's what he did for 1 hour, 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
The peak of human physical achievement. Insane, absolutely insane. https://t.co/VOOTiRCNvZ
In London hireable Lime scooters top out at 12.5 mph.
— Tom Richardson. (@tommyr345) April 27, 2026
That means that if you rode one round the London marathon course at top speed, never braking or backing off, by the time Sawe had finished you'd be more than a mile behind him.
Absolute madness – as someone pointed out! https://t.co/Eg8Mesbuv3
Gotta love Seb. Turns up in a t shirt like he’s just rolled out of bed, delivers an astonishingly consistent and rapid pace, breaks 3 hours in his first marathon, barely breaks a sweat. What a legend. https://t.co/1U0ADaO8Kq
— Will Buxton (@wbuxtonofficial) April 27, 2026
The saying "It's a marathon, not a sprint" no longer has any meaning. The marathon is a sprint, time for a longer event.
— Simon Warren (@100Climbs) April 27, 2026
Might try running a marathon now that I know it can be done in less than two hours
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) April 27, 2026
I sat in a London pub yesterday afternoon wearing running gear and a tinfoil cape while strangers bought me beer. Works every year. 😉🍻
— Ian Power (@IHPower) April 27, 2026
Americans do many stupid things, but referring to a main course as the entrée has to be up there as one of the most stupid things they do. An entrée is literally the entrance/starter, not the main course.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) April 27, 2026
Look, I’m British, I’ll take the food hate, but if someone I knew was considering putting ketchup on a baked potato, I’d have them committed. https://t.co/21n15vt04n
— Professor Pingosaurus (@Pingosaurus) April 25, 2026
Sorry but to this day, when I hear “The Queen” that means the actual Queen, Queen Elizabeth II, when I hear “The Princess of Wales” I think of the actual Princess Diana, and when I hear “The King” I think HENRY VIII. I can’t change now. 🤷♀️
— Vittoria (@vitt2tsnoc) April 26, 2026
So if we have to build a White House ballroom because it’s no longer safe for Trump to appear at hotels, then why is he still going to his resorts, when one of the attempts was at his resort?
— John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️🌈 (@aravosis) April 26, 2026
Thankyou Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy pic.twitter.com/9iAIWGLzjb
— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) April 28, 2026
That's what happens when you meet a guy whose entire job for decades has been shaking hands https://t.co/cSCQaDzine
— Mathew (@mathewclarke) April 27, 2026
Trump's mother was 54 when Charles turned 18. https://t.co/V0umxlmrAE
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 28, 2026
Throwing shade, British style https://t.co/hK5Qf5Uh59
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 28, 2026
🚨HOLY SHIT. King Charles just MOCKED Trump’s Ballroom:
— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) April 29, 2026
"On this occasion I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing…
…We made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814 (when the British set fire to the White House). pic.twitter.com/m8fEHF4QVg
Today’s main takeaway is King Charles III is actually very funny. pic.twitter.com/HzZS3nUssL
— Today in History (@TodayinHistory) April 28, 2026
Será que mulheres em coma ainda menstruam ou o ciclo menstrual é interrompido até que elas acordem?
— ana 𐙚 ̊ (@anafolklorism) April 30, 2026
seriously incredible that they are clearly testing for dementia, and no one around him is brave enough to tell him. but since he can’t help but gloat publicly about everything he keeps revealing it to the world https://t.co/hTAOTQfA4W
— conar (@subtoconnorpls) May 1, 2026
on 12th september 2001 my dad began referring to bin liners as “osamas” and did not stop until he died in 2019. one of the all time long-term dad bits. https://t.co/Dvg8QIlkbt
— milo edwards (@Milo_Edwards) April 30, 2026
Whoever decided to put customer returns and queries on the same counter that sells lottery and tobacco etc in supermarkets deserves a special place in hell, perhaps full of queues.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) May 1, 2026
King Charles is the only one who can pronounce Semiquincentennial. Have I missed any American saying it? pic.twitter.com/pCjgUFr1Sj
— emily miller (@emilymiller) April 28, 2026
Agreeing with Jacob Rees-Mogg wasn't on my 2026 bingo card. pic.twitter.com/vBtej3M3qw
— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) April 30, 2026
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