Reading will forever be one of my favorite hobbies because it’s like bed rotting, but with moral superiority.
— * (@_lowkeyalfred) June 14, 2026
When you learn that Starmer led the prosecution against phone hacking, you realise why you are being told to despise him.
— Liam Holman 🏴 (@Liam_Holman99) June 20, 2026
Hydration breaks if needed and only when they’re needed need to be 1 minute long at most. We all know they’re 3 minutes long so they can commercialise them. It kills the momentum of the game and the atmosphere in the stadium. Don’t ever let this spread into our game over here
— Matt Le Tissier ✝️ (@mattletiss7) June 15, 2026
I've seen enough. Let's invite another 16 teams to the World Cup in 2030.
— Jack (@WorkTheSpace) June 15, 2026
Can’t help but find it funny that FIFA have brought in a 5 second restart rule for throw ins to speed up the pace of the game whilst also implementing two separate three minute water breaks in each match so adverts can be mainlined into people’s eyeballs.
— HLTCO (@HLTCO) June 15, 2026
There are 6 colours in the rainbow. Indigo and violet are both purple.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) June 16, 2026
You see an escalator at the Boston Garden, Norwegians see the opportunity to get in some rowing reps pic.twitter.com/LxusqEhQPv
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 16, 2026
Torcida da Noruega fazendo a “Remada Viking” no Gillette Stadium, no confronto contra o Iraque, pela Copa do Mundo. pic.twitter.com/jiyGWHv4fR
— LIBERTA DEPRE (@liberta___depre) June 17, 2026
I’m not sure ITV are massively advancing the idea of women’s equality in football by having Emma Hayes give her analysis from a set which looks like she’s stuck in a kitchen? pic.twitter.com/33g03OYiKE
— Cristo (@cristo_radio) June 17, 2026
Pharmacies are a stalker's paradise since everyone has to confirm their address out loud. Not good.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) June 18, 2026
One thing I absolutely love about British politics…
— Sophy Ridge (@SophyRidgeSky) June 19, 2026
…the first thing Andy Burnham has to do after winning is shake hands with a fox and a bin pic.twitter.com/nfRK1Q5WTa
trying to find an england flag that screams “i love football” not “i paint roundabouts”
— laura 🙂 (@1aurarosee) June 18, 2026
I think it’s sad that barely anyone has put any flags up anywhere for the world cup because having an england flag outside your house makes you look like a reform voter now
— tom 🎸 (@uncreativetom) June 18, 2026
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the ideal place to have a washing machine filter is so far down the machine that it’s virtually impossible to put anything underneath it to catch the water from it.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 19, 2026
I really appreciate the fact that hydration breaks now get booed to death by fans at every stadium. FIFA has truly united the football world!
— ky (LOADED) (@RealKYMuskie) June 18, 2026
I don’t want to sound like a hero but I’ve just taken the Coronavirus Advice poster down from the work toilets.
— Vittoria (@vitt2tsnoc) June 19, 2026
Wait until this guy sees the Welsh flag https://t.co/g18m4RKSOt
— owen (@olpafc_) June 18, 2026
Football stopping for hydration breaks ❌
— Professor Pingosaurus (@Pingosaurus) June 19, 2026
Cricket stopping for tea ✅
Why dont they stop the clock in these world cup "hydration breaks"
— welyn 🎃 (@welyn) June 19, 2026
Makes no sense
The banter timeline is where Starmer resigns and then runs for mayor of Greater Manchester
— 〽️att (@WaiteMWT) June 21, 2026
I give it three months before we get the “well in hindsight was Starmer really that bad?” analysis from our world-class journalists who have spent the past two years desperate for more psychodrama https://t.co/U8A39z5oIC
— Joseph Gellman – it’s coming home 🏴 (@joseph_gellman) June 21, 2026
Seeing a lot of people saying Keir Starmer is the worst prime minister in their lifetime and the only reasonable conclusion to make is that they are two years old
— sam (@samcramerrr) June 21, 2026
I'm not Labour but genuinely don't understand why people hate Starmer so much.
— Siôn Jobbins (@SionJobbins) June 21, 2026
Ten years ago he'd have been an ordinary PM – liked or disliked – but no great vitriol. Like a Gordon Brown, John Major, or Callaghan. https://t.co/r3tELyeJB4
if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture
— Andrew Lynch (@andrewglynch) June 21, 2026
Would love it if Starmer got his job back as head of the CPS and got Farage, Lowe and Robinson put in jail
— Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴 (@floboflo) June 22, 2026
If you are a doctor or a nurse speaking to someone just coming out of a coma (or even a light sleep) do not ask them who the Prime Minister is…
— Fr Paul (@revpaulwhite) June 22, 2026
Sign language versions of TV shows shouldn't be a separate show on streaming services, the signing should be something you switch on or off like subtitles and audio description are.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) June 13, 2026
We need a “Not interested, this is AI” button or a proper AI blocker. The algorithm needs to learn how badly most people don’t want AI slop.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) June 13, 2026
As a single person, I really, really wish it was possible to buy smaller quantifies of food, especially stuff like bread, condiments, etc. So much food gets wasted because it goes bad before I can eat it.
— Amelia (@amelia_tweetz) June 14, 2026
England lowkey be treating Prime Ministers likes Red Bull’s second seat driver
— Ell (@cantverstopim) June 23, 2026
England v Ghana is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries' capitals sit right on the Prime Meridian
— Iain Cameron (@theiaincameron) June 23, 2026
England has London, where the Prime Meridian was fixed. Ghana has Accra, the only other world capital to sit on the zero degree longitude line.
Stay tuned… pic.twitter.com/Gu3HUu3bMg
Paraguay v Australia is the World Cup’s only group-stage match between a country with no coastline and a country with no land borders.
— Iain Cameron (@theiaincameron) June 26, 2026
Paraguay is landlocked in the middle of South America. Australia is surrounded by ocean.
Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based… pic.twitter.com/PXao5gt6e1
Turkey v USA is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries’ largest metropolitan areas sit on the 41° latitude line.
— Iain Cameron (@theiaincameron) June 25, 2026
Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis. pic.twitter.com/RKlOjzP2r3
If you feel bad for wasting 2 hours of your life suffering through that dismal England game, spare a thought for the people who have just paid more than a grand to suffer through that dismal England game in the stadium.
— Lee Hunt (@EternalLeeHD) June 23, 2026
i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad
— old tom (@culture_coffin) June 24, 2026
Canada is wearing white. Canadian fans are wearing red. 🇨🇦
— Aman (@amanobviously) June 24, 2026
Switzerland is wearing red. Swiss fans are wearing white. 🇨🇭
At this point, nobody knows who’s supporting whom. 😂
The more I watch the World Cup, the more I get the impression that this World Cup is doing more to help the United States discover the world than to help the world discover the United States.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) June 25, 2026
Has anyone got contact details for Alanis Morissette? https://t.co/1OwMzzW9hS
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 25, 2026
This is funny – the next phase of the #hydration break in the #worldcup . Watch till the end #england pic.twitter.com/nFrdLvnrL7
— steve (@bagshaw2112) June 25, 2026
They’re really missing a trick not having a split screen option in these final World Cup group games
— Josh (@joshpearson180) June 25, 2026
lots of good clean fun with england and scotland fans winding each other up as per usual but i think we do need to call a meeting because the americans appear to think that they’re allowed to join in and we can’t afford to set that precedent
— milo edwards (@Milo_Edwards) June 26, 2026
Was just walking to the Co-op. Passed a man walking the other way, talking on his phone. Heard him say, “Yes, darling, just stopped to get some sort of salad-y thing for lunch.”
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 26, 2026
He was eating a Magnum.
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