The idea of a phone book was actually wild when you think about it. They printed everybody’s full names, phone numbers, and home addresses in one giant book and then just gave it away for free.
— 𐌕 🍂 (@fwtimini) July 5, 2026
Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not… https://t.co/WZWJNVG9By
— Brittany Hughes (@RealBrittHughes) July 7, 2026
Why is 4th July the only day out of 365 the yanks get the right way round?
— JayR1972 (@jayr1972) July 4, 2026
Hell of a venue for Bradford v Norwich. pic.twitter.com/uzs9CURG7r
— Elliott Levy (@elltells79) July 5, 2026
Sometimes I wonder how the Vaseline company is holding up, because one container basically last you for 70 to 80 years.
— Nicky💕 (@jas_d_barbie) July 6, 2026
Imagine how much staying up for this match is going to knock Steven Bartlett back this week.
— Fergus Craig (@FergusCraig) July 6, 2026
First the kick off was 1am. Then it was 7pm. Then it was 1am. Now it is 2am. It may change again shortly.
— Simon Harris (@SimonHarrisMBD) July 5, 2026
Who’s organising this World Cup? Avanti West Coast?
If anyone gets hit by lightning it’s me isn’t it pic.twitter.com/n7BHZPh7w4
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) July 5, 2026
My method for watching soccer is to start paying attention whenever the announcers talk faster
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 6, 2026
just confidently told someone that if you win the World Cup you get to host it and they quietly said ‘that’s Eurovision’
— Joanna Hardy-Susskind (@Joanna__Hardy) July 6, 2026
I was once booked and stretchered off in a game I didn’t play a single minute in. pic.twitter.com/msqC66j9cs
— Blue6oy (@blue6oy) July 6, 2026
When Sepp Blatter is taking to social media to call out corruption on your watch, it’s probably time to accept that the game’s up.
— HLTCO (@HLTCO) July 6, 2026
This is like Fred West critiquing your paving technique. https://t.co/JUFnFohVkw
BREAKING: FIFA Peace Prize recipient bombs Iran during the FIFA World Cup.
— Covie (@covie_93) July 7, 2026
He didn't know what a red card meant but is an expert on fouls and misconduct in football https://t.co/3YxowU6Xjy
— Krishnan Guru-Murthy (@krishgm) July 6, 2026
— Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) July 6, 2026
Bangers like this are why I cling onto my Twitter account. https://t.co/ZPAxtcwRB1
— Ryan Love (@RyanJL) July 8, 2026
Nigel Farage has achieved something that hasn't been done since Churchill in May 1940. He has managed to unite all the UK major political parties.
— Sam (@SamCKx) July 8, 2026
In 1940, it was behind the war effort. In 2026, it's behind a bin.
It shouldn’t be possible for an MP to resign and then immediately stand in the resulting by election. It brings our political system into disrepute. The resigning candidate should be barred from taking part.
— OldishBird (@oldishbird1) July 7, 2026
I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.
— Rachel Reeves (@RachelReevesMP) July 8, 2026
It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.
But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."
— Jon Brady (@_jonbrady) July 8, 2026
politics is BACK, baby pic.twitter.com/rIdWbiPLNQ
We made Rage Against the Machine Xmas No. 1 & voted to name a £200m research ship "Boaty McBoatface".
— Dom (@d0mbakar) July 8, 2026
Don't underestimate Britain's talent for rebellion.
Farage isn't anti-establishment. He IS THE establishment.
So, in a battle of trash vs trash, let's vote @CountBinface
Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.
— 𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ (@Bennieeexyz) July 8, 2026
Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" – that's his full name according to his vet records.
My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.
Called the county clerk.
Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.
Clerk: Is the…
You have to feel sorry for the Centre Court crowd. They went along hoping to see a plucky British no-hoper go down heroically in five sets and instead they had to endure him playing sublime tennis to take the world No 10 apart in straight sets
— Patrick Kidd (@patrick_kidd) July 8, 2026
This is how ruins should be displayed pic.twitter.com/1lCBVHT0GB
— James Lucas (@JamesLucasIT) July 9, 2026
Pubs should be legally required to have a clearly visible menu showing all the prices of drinks. I'm sick of having to order a pint without having a clue how much it costs because it doesn't say anywhere.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) July 10, 2026
A lot of people maybe unaware but @CountBinface raises money for Shelter through his merchandise sales on his intergalatic website.
— Robert Sproggit 🇪🇺🇮🇪 (@robertsproggit) July 9, 2026
Nigel Farage helps himself.
So if MM and the “kids” are in the UK, surely this just proves that no extra security is needed, they’ve come with no photos in the media, nobody knows where they are, they’re apparently staying out of the public eye….so why all the fuss?
— jessica etheridge (@jessicaetheri11) July 9, 2026
If your name is Sarah and you’re not telling people it’s short for Triceratops, what are you even doing with your life?
— XBradTC (@xbradtc) July 9, 2026
ITV 3 have finally shown the episode of #Corrie where Blanche slags off Postman Pat 😂
— Lewis (@lewispringle) July 9, 2026
"Nowt but propaganda is this! And, as for Mrs Goggins, she'll be cowering behind 3 inch glass with a baseball bat under the counter". pic.twitter.com/rgMDakZOnc
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