Worried you might miss the England game on Wednesday by being stuck at work?
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) June 28, 2026
Easy. You have to leave for a Dr's appointment. Just don't mention that it's DR Congo.
If Americans’ comments on how to ‘improve’ football are annoying, wait till they see cricket in the 2028 Olympics.
— David Wright (@davidoncricket) June 30, 2026
I love how they found a way to use a blood test for men’s prostate cancer, but I still have to get my titties slammed in a press and my cervix scraped with a brush…
— Maryam (@hell_line0) July 1, 2026
According to the Telegraph, AI Data Centres can use up to 14 million litres of water a day. Although if you ask AI about it, it says ‘Yes, Bob Dylan won the World Cup in 1966' pic.twitter.com/IG7iKAi6RS
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) July 2, 2026
Hello American person, let me introduce you to British people https://t.co/wODb2FQc9v
— Sean (@shornKOOMINS) July 2, 2026
Wimbledon – BBC still have Covid distancing in on court interviews. Most odd.
— Russ Williams 🎙📻 (@Russw777) July 3, 2026
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