I’ve had more peer pressure to use AI than I’ve ever had to use drugs.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) July 11, 2026
2020 was 2020 days ago.
— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) July 12, 2026
What if England win the World Cup and then the John Lewis Xmas ad music is a breathy acoustic cover of Vindaloo. I’m just saying is it worth it
— Matthew (@regionalthicko) July 12, 2026
England has suddenly become a Mediterranean country:
— #Marcher (@MarcherReborn) July 12, 2026
We’ve got roasting hot weather, an economy on its arse, a new Prime Minister every six months and a semi-decent football team.
Serious shade thrown by Keir Starmer's spokesperson this morning:
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 16, 2026
"The Prime Minister wishes both teams well for the final, especially Spain"
Sainsbury’s have just been with my delivery….
— Lee (@mcfcman66) July 16, 2026
Driver said ‘you’ve got some substitutions’
I said ‘I hope they are fecking better than Tommy Tuchel’s
Oh how we laughed…..
Either way
— Benj (@BenjoPompey) July 16, 2026
It’s coming home#england pic.twitter.com/P7vrCj0hbB
The third-place humiliation match between France and England on Saturday: pic.twitter.com/jSiCw1ZNmK
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) July 16, 2026
Breaking news…
— Andrew Roberts (@andyrubble666) July 16, 2026
Due the political banner displayed at the end of the world cup semi final by Argentina, they have been expelled from the competition.
Middlesbrough are their replacements…
Captain of the Titanic giving advice on iceberg avoidance. https://t.co/0q7zEg5DAY
— Colin Bradbury (@ColinBradbury3) July 17, 2026
England lose to Argentina in the semi-finals, saving millions of English fans from four days of thinking they actually had a chance against Spain in the final pic.twitter.com/NdBaPRuqJx
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) July 16, 2026
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