If I was a Traitor and had to murder in plain sight, this is what Iād do:
— Joseph Gellman (@joseph_gellman) October 18, 2026
1. Absolutely nothing. Just chill the rest of the evening
2. Claudia comes down to breakfast and says the Traitors failed to murder in plain sight
3. Let the others argue about who did x, y, or z
It's so weird that Yanks can't swear on TV but can gundown children attending school
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 18, 2026
i hope the brits who complained are happy. it's freezing now!
— Cš (@crystaalization) October 7, 2026
Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. š Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
— linta (@lint_aa) October 20, 2026
It feels like the most sensible way to see the Bayeux Tapestry is to wait for it to go back to France and visit it there. https://t.co/yOJ47S3tPG
— dan barker (@danbarker) October 21, 2026
Michael Sheen being the first faithful to my knowledge that has expressed that the group should consider voting out weak faithfuls if they don't know who they think the traitor is. This is a good move tbh #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors
— Sims šØš© (@leizenomis) October 22, 2026
On #CelebrityTraitorsUncloaked last night Ed Gamble suggested Jerry, Romesh and Rob should do a podcast together and all I can think is it should be called J.R.R. Talkin'. They don't even have to talk about Lord of the Rings or anything. But they could. #CelebrityTraitors
— David Barnett (@davidmbarnett) October 23, 2026
Dear streaming services, I get it. Paying for a subscription isnāt enough anymore, and now we have to sit through commercials. Still not cool, but we get it. Youāre greedy.
— Amelia (@amelia_tweetz) October 22, 2026
But can you at least stop showing the same three ads over and over?! Iām genuinely starting to hateā¦
We say goodbye to a lot of things in our lives, but today was particularly hard – my favourite pair of socks have finally carked it.
— Adrian Edmondson ā (@AdrianEdmondson) October 23, 2026
Best social media advice of the day! pic.twitter.com/qBXO0u8uct
— Sir Humphrey (@pinstripedline) October 24, 2026
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