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Somewhere in the world, someone overslept their alarm for the race, rushed to the TV and this was the first thing they saw. https://t.co/PQrkV1fOeE

— Daniel Valente 🏎️ (@F1GuyDan) October 4, 2026

First wet Bahrain Grand Prix in history. 😅 pic.twitter.com/MW5wbQujAW

— Motorsport (@Motorsport) October 4, 2026

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— 💙Jillian Hurley (@JillianMHurley) October 6, 2026

SO MY BODY HAS ENOUGH WATER TO MAKE ME PUFFY…

BUT NOT ENOUGH TO
MOISTURIZE MY FUCKING HEEL?!

— MAJOR (@Squeeze1i) October 6, 2026

I love the genre of staged political photos which are confusing for no reason. Why is her desk a grand piano? Why does her laptop have a screen on the back? Why has she highlighted all the words on the page (arguably defeating the purpose of highlighting)? https://t.co/V7S4samw5u

— Ed Lawrence (@ed_lawrence_) October 6, 2026

Today I'm coining a new internet slang term:

ai;dr

AI, didn't read.

Start using this to reply to comments that are obviously written by AI and watch what happens.

— Ryan Healy (@HeyHealy) October 6, 2026

As a single person who lives alone, I want a reverse bulk store. Instead of everything being sold in bulk, give me single servings at reasonable prices. Half a loaf of bread. Cake mix for 6 cupcakes. Spinach I can finish before it liquefies in the crisper drawer.

— Big Timi (@OrevaZSN) October 7, 2026

At last, Gromit is getting a voice.

Martin Freeman will narrate the audiobook version of “Grand: The Autobiography of Gromit, as Told to Nick Park,” in which the typically quiet half of Wallace & Gromit “finally breaks his silence.” https://t.co/tH0PyFO9qT

— Variety (@Variety) October 9, 2026

A bold, but absolute money-waster, move would be to have a Gromit audiobook where Gromit doesn't speak and you can only hear page turns. https://t.co/Ns32PYnjby

— Jake 🇬🇧 (@jakonian) October 9, 2026

Just heard a funny story. The great Murray Walker was travelling with a BBC team to Spa for the Grand Prix. He casually mentioned he recognised a cafe on a small road near the circuit. He was asked if he meant last year.

"No, it's where I parked my tank in 1944 and had a beer"

— RS Archer (@archer_rs) October 10, 2026

Reading a book in public is only performative to people that don’t read books. To a reader, every waiting room, park bench, train carriage, airport gate, and café table is another potential chapter. https://t.co/NQkzs79888

— shipra (@shipranotes) October 10, 2026

What do parents in foreign countries say to their kids when they leave all the lights on??

Is there an equivalent to Blackpool illuminations?

Example (French obvs): “Amélie!! It’s ‘ow you say, lika ze Eiffel Tower in ‘ere no?”

— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) October 10, 2026

Admirable approach from the new Avanti train manager on this service to Carlisle. "Coach A is the quiet coach. So if you're in Coach A, be quiet."

— Harry Taylor (@HarryTaylr) October 10, 2026

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

— diva (@divaagurlxw) October 10, 2026

Yes I love the book.

No I do not remember what happened in it.

— Lois Not Louise✨ (@Loi_cee) October 10, 2026

Hate when my ‘sleepy weekend’ and my ‘I want to be productive weekend’ fall on the same weekend lol.

— NAJE (@luvnaje) October 10, 2026

What a great idea… I also found this with Japanese supermarkets when I was there. https://t.co/98WwJxFg5p

— Sharron Davies HoL MBE (@sharrond62) October 11, 2026

I mean there’s being good at Maths and there’s this… pic.twitter.com/TqUyorhleR

— Drew (@KaiserBCFC_) October 11, 2026

Authors who include “a few years later” epilogues deserve everything good in life. I need to know my babies are still thriving.

— Sue♡ (@bookslattes) October 12, 2026

Sky Sports will open their coverage with a montage accompanied by Africa by Toto, EVERY driver will have to go on safari and pose with some tribesmen while holding a spear and a shield, the trophies will be fertility vases, and Racing Bulls (or whatever their new name will be in… https://t.co/DzfVBI2pi4

— Peter Brook 🏁 (@brook_f1) October 13, 2026

Buying fuel -> litres.
Using the fuel -> miles per gallon.

— David Herbert (@natuid) October 13, 2026

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
Technically, yes. But not really.

— ☆Stacey☆ (@StaceyB_1980) October 15, 2026

If an amendment to your constitution results in children routinely being shot in school then it's time to amend it again. https://t.co/jTMbYcqE2V

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 16, 2026