April Fools 2023

1 04 2023

Feels like mostly a strong batch this year (though I did ignore one or two including Lego… just didn’t feel good enough to share). We definitely lost a few by it not being a weekday, but what’s there feels like high quality.

Like last year, I’ve put captions below the posts in case the culprits delete them after midday – let’s hope not many do!

Let me know if you find any good ones I’ve missed and I’ll tack them on the bottom later.

Enjoy!

Tesco renaming to Tesco’s
Ordnance Survey released scented maps
Volkswagen launching nail varnishes
Channel 4 launching Channel 4 minus one
Royal Albert Hall publish letter from Winston Churchill asking if they really have Hitler’s testicle.
Aldi launch computer game “Check Out Duty”
O2 will tailor your pockets for free if your phone is too big.
National Trust announce Blossom Dance to direct bees
Ant and Dec in talks to play Q’s assistants, A&D, in new Bond film
Iceland announce hash brown crown
Post Office launch streetwear range
McDonalds announce McNugget boots
Aardman announce Feathers McGraw hat
KitKat release 5 finger version
Waitrose launch Merlonay bottle – mix your own Rose
Morrisons designate parking spaces for cake eating
Heinz and Yorkshire Tea announce beans on toast flavoured tea
Marmite release withdrawl patches
Dominos launch crusts to dunk.
Wild release edible dog deodorant
Pizza Hut announce crust only pizza
Co-op release scratch and sniff ready meal packaging
Lush release blue tick bath bombs
Dunelm launch lunchbox handbags
Weetabix turn their packaging purple
Pizza Express release pizza Easter eggs
Creme egg and Dairylea Dunkers combine
Electric cars allowed to drive both ways down one way streets
Electric cars to be charged by pets
Walkers launch heart shaped crisps
Innocent announce zero waste smoothie
You can see the Eiffel Tower from the London Eye
The Globe Theatre discover that Shakespeare had a twin
Marwell Zoo discover that their rhinos are taking on the zebra’s stripes
Big Church Festival launch Praise Juice
Greenbelt only serving food that the Bible says Jesus ate
Candy Kittens flavoured Colgate toothpaste
Microbreweries on top of Timpson pods
CofEbay

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Beefeater fungus gin
Dr Karl Kennedy from Neighbours joining Eastenders
Durdle Door collapses
FFS release leg hair growth serum

Added later in the day:

RAC launch Orange Juice for cars
Popsy clothing add scent to alteration options
Steven Brown Art found a rainbow McCoo in real life
Spotify allow you to Bluetooth broadcast music in train carriages
Ocado announce edible candles
The Traitors was scripted
Square Babybels
McFry burger




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Hitman Anders and the Meaning of it All – by Jonas Jonasson

10 03 2023

I’ve enjoyed everything of Jonasson’s that I’ve read so far, so it was a no-brainer to read another!

Our main characters are a hitman, recently out of prison and staying in a cheap hotel, a hotel receptionist called Per Persson (at which, the author points out the name isn’t that weird, given his own!), and an athiest former priest who only went into the business ‘cos her father made her.

The receptionist and the priest (as the author mostly refers to them) hatch a plan to earn money, hiring him out to commit more minor crimes (broken bones, etc), but eventually this escalates and they end up on the run with millions of Kroner in a couple of suitcases.

The hitman has discovered Christianity, but not the most accurate form of it – his involves significantly larger portion sizes of communion wine for one thing – and the receptionist and the priest see a way to earn more cash, in having him preach generosity to a gently sozzled congregation.

I’m really not sure what genre I’d assign to this – comedic crime?! Whatever it is, it’s very engaging.

Favourite quote: “Sometimes the line between manliness and sheer stupidity can be razor-thin.”

The book is complete chaos and I loved it.





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