So you’re anti fire engines? https://t.co/eG32mUelD1
— Mitch Benn (@MitchBenn) January 17, 2022
I pay income tax and I only ever use hospitals in Oxfordshire. https://t.co/oWBrtHTAfo
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) January 17, 2022
What has the BBC ever done for us?? pic.twitter.com/ATHo6kVX0v
— Dave Jones (@WelshGasDoc) January 16, 2022
I see that some *checks notes* foolish short-termists, hellbent on party political mantra, are actively dismantling our BBC. Rather than genuinely & usefully enabling it to find new routes to empower UK & intl citizens. So, from 1994: my quick edit of what still makes our BBC ace pic.twitter.com/tw1BLAjuQg
— Tim Dunn (@MrTimDunn) January 17, 2022
Did you know that Bill Withers had a brother called 'Bear' who wrote telephone hold music?
— shiner_sam (@shiner_sam) January 16, 2022
— Jed Mercurio (@jed_mercurio) January 18, 2022
YOU MADE THE RULES; YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE NEEDED WARNING https://t.co/YchLf6JkB2
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 18, 2022
🔷 DEFENCE STATEMENT 🔷
— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) January 18, 2022
1. There was no party
2. If there was a party, I did not attend
3. If I did attend the party, I did not realise it was a party
4. If I attended the party and realised it was a party, I did not know that parties were banned under the rules that I wrote.
Diana Johnson MP:
— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) January 19, 2022
"When a Prime Minister is spending his time trying to convince the great British public that he is stupid rather than dishonest, isn't it time that he should go?" #PMQs
Genuinely can't wait for Boris to get booked on Would I Lie To You after his resignation.
— Rosie Jones (@josierones) January 20, 2022
I don’t know how many times I’ve seen/heard Hamilton without realising that “Stay Alive” is set to the James Bond theme.
— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) January 5, 2022
That show is an artistic tardis.
People who won’t wear masks when you say you’re going to carry on wearing a mask. pic.twitter.com/j7tSIosvum
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 20, 2022
https://twitter.com/MachinePix/status/1484251568862121984
Hey Breaking News alert on my phone. Stop getting my hopes up. How about you just tell me when he’s gone yeah?
— Angela Barnes (@AngelaBarnes) January 20, 2022
It's strange that Freddos are cheaper per gram than Dairy Milk bars. It suggests that chocolate is naturally frog-shaped and making it rectangular is an expensive industrial process.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) January 20, 2022
I see the book snobs are at it again. I absolutely refuse to use the phrase “guilty pleasure” about books, music, art, food, tv etc. I don’t feel guilty about things that give me pleasure. The phrase “guilty pleasure” is dripping in snobbery. Free yourself from it.
— Dawn Finch (aka Dawn McLachlan) (@dawnafinch) January 22, 2022
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