No April Fools blog for 2015

31 03 2015

Although my morning off on 1st April to collate and blog all the April Fools I can find on the Internet has become something of a tradition (for me, at least), I’m sorry to report that tomorrow I’m on a training course all day and so had to cancel my morning off 😦

I may try to collate in the evening but I know it’s not the same.

See you next year!





Internet highlights – w/c 22nd March 2015

28 03 2015

90s girls’ bedrooms… – if I didn’t have it, then I wanted it!

Couple nearly suffocate in their car when they don’t realise they could open the door with the handle…

Scrubs wasn’t always a comedy

Things that happened on Friends that today’s kids would never get

https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/580813434083778561





Cobblers

26 03 2015

What comes to mind when you hear the word cobblers?

A couple of weeks ago, the base of the heel came off of a pair of my boots, and because they were Clarks shoes, I thought I’d take them to be re-heeled, something I’ve never bothered with before as I used to buy exclusively cheap, almost disposable shoes.

So I popped over to the cobblers and it was much more affordable than I expected to get them sorted, and the customer service was excellent! So much so that a week later I took another pair of boots there to be re-heeled and re-soled as they’d worn down so badly and I’d been ignoring it.

I’m definitely a convert to cobblers!

It got me thinking though, the word “cobblers” has many meanings, and I’m a fan of most of them!

When I was younger, we moved into a house where the previous owner was a keen gardener and so we had a fruit cage. In particular, we had an abundance of blueberries and blackberries every year, and a good harvest of many other sorts of berry. This meant that we went through phases where Mum would make a fruit cobbler nearly every Sunday, and they were amazing!

Of course, it’s also very common to “talk a load of cobblers”, and I do that probably more often than not 🙂

What’s my favourite form of cobblers? Who knows! What’s yours?!





Internet highlights – w/c 15th March 2015

21 03 2015

The British officially hate UKIP more than Marmite or Ryanair

Grown up Hungry Hippos

It could hit 27C over Easter!!

Suggestions for people to replace Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear

Why you shouldn’t send work emails out of hours

Daily Express Bingo

Another version of the eclipse

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/577577455860518912

https://twitter.com/History_Pics/status/579021349538107392





Internet highlights – w/c 8th March 2015

14 03 2015

Penguin books chose a slightly unfortunate hashtag for Mother’s Day

A new way to read

Some of the best stingbags

Overseas aid to be set at 0.7% by UK Law

Consent explained by the metaphor of tea

This woman hasn’t produced any rubbish in two years

Bride leaves groom at the alter when he fails a simple maths test

On having a weird name

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/574624770278449152

https://instagram.com/elona_x/p/z-p7o6vUb8/





Birdsong – by Sebastian Faulks

11 03 2015

I could list an awful lot of thinks I didn’t like about this book.

  • I didn’t like the fact there was a very graphic, “intimate” scene quite early on in the book when I thought it was going to be about life in the trenches.
  • I didn’t like how it had so many characters that it was hard to keep track at times
  • I didn’t like how it occasionally jumped forward to the 1970s to a slightly related but quite separate plot. I was looking to learn about the war, not some random ladies life and problems in the 70s!
  • I didn’t like where the book ended, it felt weak, and didn’t end in the section/era/characters I expected or wanted it to.

…and yet, I really did enjoy this book. There was, once you’d got your head around the different sections, a thread running through the whole thing, and I got what felt like a much better idea of how horrific life was for soldiers, and also miners, in the trenches in the first world war. It definitely brought through to the front the reality of it all.

I initially bought this book because of the centenary of the first world war, and hoped to learn a lot. It wasn’t what I expected, but I did, on the whole, enjoy it!
birdsong





Internet highlights – w/c 1st March 2015

7 03 2015

How a bobbin works

Toilet roll launcher

The Chinese apparently have a thing for the men on the London Underground

The perfect Cinderella dress for 2015

After the whole stupid dress colour thing, see how good your colour vision is

How they make icecream pretty in Thailand

Dan Stevens (Downton) will play the Beast opposite Emma Watson as Belle in the new film

A fantastic use of Tinder

The man who posted himself to Australia

Gilmore Girls in graphs

https://twitter.com/shwr_thoughts/status/572094787119124481





Internet highlights – w/c 22nd February 2015

28 02 2015

Vote for policies – enter your opinions on policies and it will tell you which political parties you most align with.

Chocolate that’s good for you!

Historically accurate Disney princesses

A dog riding a bike!!!

Funny French expressions

2 Hamsters stuck on a wheel

Gordon Brown earns over a million pounds a year and gives it all away

American Vlogger thinks that Eastenders is fake and scripted, but he also thinks that Lucy Beale was actually murdered – “‘She was killed and I don’t get why the police wasn’t called about it. Why didn’t the producers call the police, or even the actors? I’m sure there’s something illegal about that in itself.”

Some of the best Harry Potter quotes

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/569609379542130688

https://twitter.com/caitlinmoran/status/570708731870236673

https://twitter.com/Queen_UK/status/570851404627234817

https://twitter.com/msleamichele/status/569412263175589888

https://twitter.com/shaneveinot/status/568455052307795968

https://twitter.com/BestOf90s/status/566416574882799616

https://twitter.com/shwr_thoughts/status/571732269045563392





Lent

22 02 2015

Gosh we’re much further into lent than I intended to be when I got this blog post written, over halfway in fact [handy tip: Mothering Sunday is always three weeks before Easter] but hey, what’s life without a little busy-ness?

I don’t think I’ve ever done the same thing for Lent twice, most things I don’t do anything, but over the years I’ve tried a few things

  • When I was probably about 14 I did the unthinkable and gave up Chocolate for 47 days. (Yes I know we think lent is 40 days, but actually that either a) doesn’t count Sundays or b) stops at Palm Sunday). Now those of you who know me will realise what a challenge this is – in writing this sentence I ate at least 10 giant chocolate buttons. But I managed it. On Easter morning I was very excited and went to eat some of that beautiful stuff, but the taste of it made me feel ill. At that point I said that having proven that I could do it, I would never give up chocolate for lent again, as I don’t want chocolate to make me feel that way! (Sadly I’m probably far more dependent on it now)
  • A year or two later I decided to take something up instead, and so first thing each morning I decided to drink a large glass of water to try and be a bit healthier. I did it and it was an easy one, but I don’t know that I really felt any benefit.
  • About five years ago I gave up something a bit less conventional, and a little more concerning that I felt it necessary… I gave up buying DVDs, or at least, DVDs for myself. I bought one DVD that Lent, for someone’s birthday, but again stuck to it. I just was going through a phase of using HMV and Amazon to get an awful lot of cheap DVDs, so felt it would be a good idea to stop for a bit.

This year however, I’ve been reading a daily devotional book by Maggi Dawn. I did her advent book at the end of last year and enjoyed it, so thought I’d give this one a go too, and on the first Friday of Lent, she shared some particularly interesting stuff about its history and purpose, which I thought I’d share with you here. (Obviously she puts it far more eloquently, but I’ve just summarised the bits that stood out to me).

  • Originally, the Lenten fast was not just about giving up luxuries, but everyday essentials. So, not only would you give up coffee, alcohol, chocolate, but also meat and all animal related products (eg milk, eggs, cheese). It was about giving up the things you depended on, so that verses like “Man shall not live by bread alone” – Matthew 4v4 were reality. We’ve made it into something about the individual, when it was always a full community exercise in the past.
  • Lent was also not about self improvement. We tend to give things up or take things up to cure a bad habit in ourselves, to lose weight, or to better ourselves, but originally it was just about understanding how our daily existence depended on God.
  • It’s not about impressing God either. No amount of fasting will change His view of us, He loves us anyway. This is about humbling ourselves.

Now I’m definitely not saying I’m about to go out and do this, but when Lent comes around and we all start to ask each other what we might give up, this really puts an interesting light on that conversation.





Internet highlights – w/c 15th February 2015

21 02 2015

Why we love Luke Danes

Menstrual hygiene should not be taxed as a luxury.

Brilliant carnival costume

A letter from a mother to her children about 50 shades of grey

Best whiteboard clock ever

Burger King are trialling home delivery

Cats vs Bananas

If Friends had been set in 2015

Policies to win over the modern voter

https://twitter.com/Brilliant_Ads/status/566929956870303744

https://twitter.com/shwr_thoughts/status/566960597343162370

https://twitter.com/rhysjamesy/status/567097958127378432