Police come up with great new use for empty tax disc holders
Where do the birds go when it rains?
People who need to think before they speak
A 45min radio programme about the number e

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Police come up with great new use for empty tax disc holders
Where do the birds go when it rains?
People who need to think before they speak
A 45min radio programme about the number e

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Cast announced for new Dad’s Army film
Tumblr posts to make you totally reevaluate your existance
The sheer enormity of our universe – make sure you scroll the whole way through it
Amazing children’s TV from the 90s (also children’s live goals from the 90s)
People who shouldn’t be allowed to decorate cakes

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I never realised how short some of these ‘classics’ are! I am more than willing to work through a load of them at that length! Actually finished this a couple of days ago, but life’s been a bit too hectic to sit down and write it up…
This book actually made me really angry. It just represents a totally unjust society, where the leaders tell the people things are brilliant and that they’re all equal, when really, it couldn’t be more uneven. As the cover of the book says: “All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.”
Sadly it really reminded me of the state of some countries in our world in this present day, I think that’s where my anger really came from. This isn’t just fiction, it’s a reality for so many.
The story is well told though, and the animal parts make it light enough that you don’t completely want to cry, but it just makes some excellent points while it does that.

Vicar on Gogglebox says she can’t stand Songs of Praise – and gives good reasoning for it!
A load of teenagers who need to calm down
Some untranslateable, yet massively useful words
University according to the prospectus vs real life


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Colin is 18 years old, and has just been dumped by Katherine IXX (yes that’s right, his 19th girlfriend called Katherine). There’s definitely a couple of parallels between this and The Rosie Project which I read recently – the lead character is a remarkably intelligent man, who struggles a little socially, and tries to find a way to formulate relationships. In the Rosie Project, this was by matching a vast amount of criteria. In this book, Colin is trying to find a formula to predict whether a relationship between two people would work, how long it would last, and who would be the dumper and who the dumpee.
Colin struggles with the fact that while he was a child prodigy, he hasn’t turned into a genius. He wants to be someone who matters. This leads to a lovely quote somewhere in the book: “And so we all matter – maybe less than a lot, but always more than none.”
The book actually follows Colin and his friend Hassan (who has his own issues to deal with) on a summer road trip to try and cheer Colin up, ending up in some random little town and that’s where the story unfolds.
Fairly light hearted mostly, a little confusing until I got used to the flashback stories of previous Katherines through the book, but some great stuff, including a highly mathematical appendix (starting from uber basic and building up) by an actual professor – lovely!

Friends Facts – knew a few, but 10 was brilliant!
Impressive camera tricks – the better ones are in the first minute
Back to the Future: Aging 30 years, make up vs naturally



I’d ignore the last column, but otherwise great!
I’m sure this happened a few times a year, it’s hardly news, but still makes me laugh!
It’s a while since I’ve done one of these, but last week a friend of mine was raving about The Jungle Book, and I realised just how long it is since I’ve seen it!
The thing with the Jungle Book is, in general, I love it, however, there are an awful lot of characters I dislike in it, and a lot that creep me out, so I’ve put them below, and then balanced that out with a list of the characters I love!
Weirdly, Mowgli isn’t in either list… I’m a bit indifferent to him! King Louie is another that I part love, part don’t, so he doesn’t make either list.
Dislike:
Kaa – obviously! He can hypnotise, he can strangle… way too dangerous!

Shere Khan – another obvious one, he’s out to kill, ’nuff said.

The girl – maybe a bit less obvious, but she’s being all flirty with Mowgli, and luring him away from the life that he loves!

Bagheera – again, not so obvious. He’s way too strict and grumpy, doesn’t enjoy the fun things, doesn’t smile, and wants to send Mowgli away!

Colonel Hathi – another grumpus. General rule of thumb, I generally struggle with characters that don’t smile. Also big and scary.

Love:
The Wolves – the cubs are just so cute, and they looked after Mowgli instead of eating him…

Hathi Junior – adorable, you wouldn’t think he was the Colonel’s child. Fun loving, and welcomes Mowgli instantly.

The Vultures – it’s only now that I re-watch as a grown up that I realise they were based on the beatles! Four Liverpudlian singers with weird hair…! Hilarious though – these are the characters that we repeatedly quoted at Primary School!

Baloo – I just want to cuddle him and hang out – so much fun

Winifred the Elephant (Colonel Hathi’s Wife) – this woman has sass. Colonal Hathi might be terrifying, but she can still tell him what’s what, tell him what to do and he listens!

And just as an added bonus – last week that friend pointed out that in the clip below (at 1 minute in), Bagheera quotes 1 John 3v16… that slightly redeemed him in my eyes!
It also goes on to some of the good Vulture stuff 🙂
I blogged on a sermon on joy a few months ago, that was from my church. Yesterday I was visiting my parents church and that was the sermon topic again! Enjoy…
We looked a 1 Peter 1, but opened with an analogy from Derek Prince:
“One way to bring the difference into focus is to picture a Christmas tree and an apple tree. A Christmas tree bears gifts; an apple tree bears fruit. A gift is both attached to a Christmas tree and removed from it by a single, brief act. There is no direct connection between the tree and the gift: one may be a garment, the other a fir tree. The gift tells us nothing about the nature of the tree from which it is taken.
On the other hand, there is a direct connection between an apple and the tree that bears it. The nature of the tree determines the nature of the fruit—both its kind and its quality. An apple tree can never bear an orange. A healthy tree will never bear unhealthy fruit (see Matthew 7:17–20). The fruit on the apple tree is not produced by a single act, but is the result of a steady, continuing process of growth and development. To produce the best fruit, the tree must be carefully cultivated. This requires time, skill and labour.”
We can’t pick and choose our fruits, Galatians 5v22 says “fruit is” not “fruit are”.
Gifts express ability, fruit expresses character. Gifts can be for a time, character goes into eternity.
People sometimes accuse Christians of being miserable and joyless – they should visit a housegroup and see the laughter there!
Children run to those full of joy, not misery.
“Many of us have only dipped our toes in the ocean of joy He has for us” – Adrian Warnock. He came so that we could have life to the full – John 10v10
“I am the true vine, and my Father is the gardener. 2 He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes[a] so that it will be even more fruitful. 3 You are already clean because of the word I have spoken to you. 4 Remain in me, as I also remain in you. No branch can bear fruit by itself; it must remain in the vine. Neither can you bear fruit unless you remain in me.
I have told you this so that my joy may be in you and that your joy may be complete.” – John 15vv1-4,11
“Happiness comes from happenings, Joy comes from Jesus” – John Parker
We express joy well at a goal in football, why don’t we otherwise?
“You make known to me the path of life; you will fill me with joy in your presence, with eternal pleasures at your right hand.” – Psalms 16v11
“Sing, Daughter Zion;
shout aloud, Israel!
Be glad and rejoice with all your heart,
Daughter Jerusalem!
The Lord has taken away your punishment,
he has turned back your enemy.
The Lord, the King of Israel, is with you;
never again will you fear any harm.
On that day
they will say to Jerusalem,
“Do not fear, Zion;
do not let your hands hang limp.
The Lord your God is with you,
the Mighty Warrior who saves.
He will take great delight in you;
in his love he will no longer rebuke you,
but will rejoice over you with singing.”” – Zephaniah 3vv14-17
We don’t tend to think of God as singing
What we have in Christ is better than anything you’ll see on Match Of The Day.
Friends episodes as 8-bit gifs
Only click here if you’ve seen all of Gilmore Girls
Stupid complaints from holiday makers
Self stabilising spoon invented to help parkinsons patients – ingenius!
Reaction of a little girl when her dad shaved his beard!
Things we never knew about Gilmore Girls
Goldfish has lifesaving £125 brain surgery
James Jordan tells Katie Hopkins what’s what
Things that the youth of today will never experience – SOOO many of these are SOOO true!!
Woman convinced friends and family she was on a trip round Asia when she never left her flat!
Someone struggling with an automatic gearbox, and it’s “day” and “night” mode
How to make people take the stairs

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Brilliant improvements to everyday items
What British people say and what they mean – not the one often floating around, this was a new one I hadn’t seen before, like reading my life on a page!
Rules for modern living (from Innocent)
1. Whoever gets home first cooks the tea.
2. Whoever cooks the tea doesn’t have to do the washing up. Or the drying.
3. Never walk away from a printer paper jam (unless it’s to enlist the help of IT support).
5. Never trust anyone who says they enjoy ironing.
6. Never sit next to someone on the bus if there are spare seats together somewhere else.
7. Never give your bank details to a Nigerian prince.





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