The Prophet and the Idiot – by Jonas Jonasson

25 01 2025

The latest book from Jonas Jonasson, and just as crazy as the rest of them!

The prophet is a lady called Petra, who has calculated that the world’s atmosphere is going to collapse in 12 days, but no one will listen to her. The idiot is a young man called Johan, who has spent his childhood as his brother’s unwitting servant, before his brother sells their fathers home for millions, leaves Johan an RV, and takes the rest of the money and scarpers off to a diplomatic job in Rome – but with Johan thinking this is incredibly generous of him. After a collision in a motor home park due to Johan having issues with the brake pedal, he and Petra meet!

For various reasons they end up on a journey in the RV with a lady called Agnes driving, and Johan as an extraordinary chef, trying to right some wrongs before the world ends. Many things occur which I won’t tell you about here, but it does include (as a high proportion of his books do) an encounter with a former world leader, as well as fraud, dictatorship and all sorts of messy things.

It’s crazy, but all his books are. This one very much falls into two parts, but I’m not going to tell you what separates them, so this is very hard to write!





An Absolute Casserole – by Alex Horne & Jack Bernhardt

3 01 2025

A joyful book to start the year, full of trivia, stats and stories about one of the maddest shows on the telly.

For those of you not familiar (maybe you’ve been under a rock?), each series of Taskmaster takes five comedians and pits them against each other in a variety of tasks, some complicated, some seemingly simple, some creative! Lateral thinking is often helpful, but be careful because the Taskmaster’s word is final, and if he doesn’t like the way you’ve interpreted the question, he will not hesitate to award 0 points.

The book has been put together by Alex Horne who is the brains behind the show (even if he only appears on screen as the assistant), and Jack Bernhardt who was originally I think just a super-fan, and is all about the stats – he has spreadsheets which put mine to shame, and so is able to pull up all sorts of facts about contestants on the show.

Alex shares the history of how the show came about, including all the tasks that were part of the Edinburgh show he did before it became the TV show we know and love, and Jack shares stats like most episode wins and most inconsistent contestant. Then there are all sorts of highlights and anecdotes sharing the fastest tasks, tasks with animals, “recipes” for food tasks, tasks involving hair – all sorts of things!

It also talks about some of the amazing work that was done in lockdown “home-tasking” to engage kids, and the work that’s been done with schools too, which actually ended up with Alex getting an honorary doctorate (his speech is also in the book). And there’s a section in the middle in colour which shares a curated selection of some of the artwork created on the show over the last 10 years.

I really enjoyed it, I don’t think you’d get much from it if you hadn’t seen the show, but for those of us who have, it’s a lovely reminisce combined with analysis and behind the scenes information, it was everything I hoped it’d be!





William Shakespeare: The Complete Plays in One Sitting – by Joelle Herr

28 12 2024

Having just read the Dickens one of these, I thought as I looked for something to take me up to Christmas that I may as well read this next to finish off the little group of this series I’d bought years ago.

Again it worked well, gave the opening line, the major characters, and a high level plot for each play, and an “iconic line” from some of them.

Only a few things let it down: a few typos in the last third or so of the book, Boleyn being spelt incorrectly each time it was printed, and while at the beginning the character descriptions were helpful, telling you how they related to the plot and each other, the more the book went on, the more it just sort of gave you their vibe, without explaining anything useful.

But it’s a good little reference group to get the basic premise of each play!





Charles Dickens: The Complete Novels in One Sitting – by Joelle Herr

21 12 2024

Many years ago I read the War and Peace book from this series, little books that fit in your hand, and just give you a high level overview – perfect for things I know I’ll never read properly!

Most books start with a quote, list the main characters with a sentence about them, and then a summary of the plot, very easy to work through!

There were a few stories I’d seen on film/TV, and they were easier to fly through, but it also got me interested to watch a few more that I’ve not seen before. A lot of them were much darker than I expected!

There are a whole load of these available, I have the Shakespeare one on my shelf, which is the one I actually bought first, but have been a bit more daunted by, so I guess that’s one to try in 2025!





Rilla of Ingleside – by L M Montgomery

17 11 2024

The final book in the Anne of Green Gables series, this felt quite different to the rest, in that it’s set from the eve to the end of the First World War. Like the previous book, while Anne is still in this, the focus is not on her, this time we’re mainly following Rilla, her youngest daughter, who is now 15 – she wasn’t in Rainbow Valley much as she was too young to play out with the older children, and so they are young adults.

When war starts, the oldest Blythe and Meredith boys enlist, and as time passes, some of the others get old enough to head off too, leaving behind the young women, some of whom have become sweethearts. Early on, Rilla, who ’til now has been rather self-involved, comes across a newborn baby whose mother has died, and whose father is away at war, and so she takes him in to raise herself, which obviously comes with its challenges.

I found it really interesting that a man in the village who is somewhat pro-German is referred to as a pacifist. He’s obviously seen as an awful person, but to me, pacifist is something really quite different!

It’s a book that have a real heaviness to it, but still has it’s moments of levity (and yet more Methodist bashing!), I really loved this book, and watching Rilla grow.

And now as I’ve finished the series I’m just sad that there are no more books for me to discover. I’ve enjoyed the characters of this series so much, Anne is obviously the main body of the stories, and even though these last two haven’t been about her so much, the books are still as wonderful.

As per usual, some quotes I noted:

  • “Why couldn’t they have called her by her first name, Bertha, which was beautiful and dignified, instead of that silly “Rilla”?”
  • “Some calls are visits, and some are visitations, […] dear.”
  • “He is […] very nice and clever, and would be quite handsome if it were not for his nose. It is a really dreadful nose.”
  • “I don’t wonder babies always cry when they wake up in the night. Everything presses on my soul then and no cloud has a silver lining.”
  • “We are told to love our enemies, Susan” said the doctor solemnly. “Yes, our enemies, but not King George’s enemies, doctor dear.”
  • “I used to hate Methodists, […] but I don’t hate them now. There is no sense in hating Methodists when there is a Kaiser or a Hindenburg in the world.”
  • “”Do you know, Mrs Blythe […] what I would like to do to the Kaiser if I could? […] I would like to turn the Kaiser into a good man – a very good man – all at once, if I could. That is what I would do. Don’t you think, Mrs Blythe, that would be the worstest punishment of all?” […] He would understand how dreadful the things he has done are and he would feel so terrible about it that he would be more unhappy and miserable than he could ever be in any other way. He would feel just awful – and he would go on feeling like that forever.”
  • “If the Almighty had meant us to fly he would have provided us with wings.”
  • Some men, I am told, consider a little preliminary courting the proper thing before a proposal, if only to give fair warning of their intentions.”
  • “Compared with Germans, even Methodists seem attractive to me.”
  • “There is nothing like acting sensibly in an emergency.”
  • “I am going to take a honeymoon to celebrate the peace.” “A honeymoon, Susan?” “Yes, […] I shall never be able to get a husband, but I am not going to be cheated out of everything and a honeymoon I intend to have.”




Rainbow Valley – by L M Montgomery

1 11 2024

Gosh, over five years since I finished the main section of Anne of Green Gables books, I recently found the last two books which focus more on her children in a charity shop for 50p each, so it’s time to properly finish the series!

Anne is in this book occasionally, and when she does pop up, is still her wonderful self, but the focus is more on the Meredith family, which is the town’s new widowed minister and his four children, who are the same age as Anne’s four oldest children, and make firm friends with them, as well as a girl called Mary who they find hiding in their barn having run away and not eaten for days. Mary is taken in by the Meredith children (or the “manse” children), and with their father so deeply engrossed in his work, he doesn’t even notice for days! The book follows the various escapades of the children, as well as the impact on their father.

A couple of things really tickled me: first was the absolute hatred the author seems to have for Methodists – there are so many throwaway comments from various characters in the book despairing of them, for no given reason! For example: “Fortunately, all the people the Merediths have offended so far are Methodists.” Secondly there’s a key character in the book called Rosemary West – how was L M Montgomery to know that many years later there’d be a famous serial killer with this name!

Another thing that seems bizarre reading it over 100 years after it was published, is the absolute horror the characters recoil with when someone dares to say the word “darn”, and then the n word is totally permissable!

Right at the end of the book there’s a bit of foreshadowing of the coming First World War, which I believe is the setting for the next and final book which I intend to dive straight into now I’ve finished this one, but first, here are some of the lines from the book that made me turn down page corners:

  • “A manse cat should at least look respectable, in my opinion, whatever he really is. But I never saw such a rakish-looking beast. And he walks along the ridgepole of the manse almost every evening at sunset, Mrs Dr dear, and waves his tail, and that is not becoming.”
  • “I’ve always thought graveyards must be delightful places to play in.”
  • “A handsome rooster like Adam is just as nice a pet or a dog or cat, I think. If he was a canary nobody would wonder. […] I never liked dolls and cats. Cats are too sneaky and dolls are dead.
  • “Oh, father only said that in the pulpit, he has more sense than to really think it outside.”
  • “Your wife never had a new hat for ten years – no wonder she died.”




Unrestrained – by Caroline Cameron

24 08 2024

Caroline is a colleague of mine who kindly gave us each a copy of her book when she joined our team a year or two ago, and I finally sat down to read it.

In the book she shares her story of abuse, including some truly awful examples of specific incidents, but also, her testimony of how God brought her through it.

The way it’s written means that, while the content is really harrowing at times, it’s actually really easy to read; the chapters are short, each ending in a space for pause and reflection. In fact, the further you get through it, the more it feels uplifting as you see how there really is hope after abuse.

It really feels like it’s written for those who are suffering or have suffered abuse, but it’s helpful for anyone to read to give a better basis to support those we may know now or in the future who suffer through this.





The Radleys – by Matt Haig

21 08 2024

I generally enjoy Matt Haig’s books, and saw they were making a film of this so thought I’d read the book before it came out. What I didn’t realise ’til I started reading it, was that it’s a vampire book, which isn’t really my cup of tea.

The Radleys seem from the outside to be an ordinary family – but actually, they’re vampires. The parents choose to live as abstainers – not consuming any blood, not human, nor vampire. The two teenage children don’t yet know that they’re vampires. Of course, the plot comes from them finding out who they are in rather dramatic circumstances and the fall out from that.

It still felt very Matt Haig to read, and the story itself was fine, easy to keep interested, it’s just not really my genre.

The trailer for the film is below:





Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing – by Matthew Perry

31 07 2024

This was such a sad book to read, but I guess it’d be foolish to expect otherwise. It was published in 2022 in hardback, but he died in 2023, and so when the paperback came out this year, while the content of the book is the same, the “about the author” is in the past tense, and that alone broke my heart a little, but it doesn’t get much easier once the book starts. (I’ll be sharing more about the content of this book than I normally do, because it’s not exactly a spoiler to say life was hard for him!)

  • In the foreword by Lisa Kudrow, she finishes by saying, “He has survived impossible odds, but I had no idea how many times he almost didn’t make it. I’m glad you’re here, Matty. Good for you. I love you.” – the heart breaks a little more.
  • Then the prologue starts, “Hi, my name is Matthew, although you may know me by another name. My friends call me Matty. And I should be dead. If you like, you can consider what you’re about to read to be a message from the beyond, my beyond.” – I mean, really, he had no idea how quickly that became true.
  • In chapter one he says, “It is very odd to live in a world where if you died, it would shock people but surprise no one.” – just so accurate for how we felt that day.

A big theme of the book is the problems he had with addiction for most of his life, and we hear how at a month old, he was given barbiturates for colic for a month, and he obviously wonders how much it all has to do with that. At one point as an adult he’s up to 55 Vicodin a day among other things, he names all sorts of drugs that I’d never even heard of before. He tells us that over his life he spent about $7million just trying to get sober, and we hear a lot about that struggle too.

He talks about the women he’s loved with such affection, sadly most of these relationships seem to end because he’s scared, or doesn’t want to bring them down into what he’s dealing with – but remarkably he remained friends with several of them. He also talks about his desire to have children, and knowing that it never happened makes it so sad to read.

He also speaks about God a LOT more than I expected, including a prayer in 1994, not long before he got cast in Friends of “God, you can do whatever you want to me. Just please make me famous.”, then later, an experience he had of God’s presence in his kitchen when at one of his lowest points, and many of mentions of his sureness of God’s existence throughout. I’d seen articles referencing this in the past but never got around to reading them – I will now be going back to see what they have to say (here and here if you’re interested).

He talks about his weight fluctuation when on Friends: “You can track the trajectory of my addiction if you gauge my weight from season to season – when I’m carrying weight, it’s alcohol; when I’m skinny, it’s pills. When I have a goatee, it’s lots of pills.” He states that he was never high when they filmed it, but was hungover sometimes. Season 9 was the only season he was sober for the entirety of.

Towards the end of the book is where it gets tough. If you’d been reading it when he was still alive, it would have been full of hope as he talks about how he’s managed to quit drugs, drinking and smoking, and shares his hopes for the future, for the second half of his life. But of course, those of us reading it now, know that wasn’t to be, and it just made it yet another heart-breaking section.

The only criticism I’d have of the book, and the reason I only gave it 4 stars, is that the structure of it makes it a bit tricky to follow the timeline. It’s a series of chapters which I think are in chronological order, but with interludes between each which could be from anywhen, and even in the chapters, I’m not convinced he doesn’t sometimes flashback. Just a mention of a year here or there would be helpful. I mean, when he talks about Friends he does sometimes mention the series we’re at at that point, but maybe just something at the start of each chapter so you know how far time has moved on, and where we are, would have made me feel a little less lost at times. One story I think he told twice, but once in the prologue and once much later on when it fit in the timeline, and I guess he told different parts of it more the second time, either way, felt a bit odd.

While it was a sad book to read, it was easy to read as far as flying through it goes.

I’ve used the words “sad” and “heart-breaking” so many times in this post, but even so, I’m glad I read this book.





One, Two, Buckle My Shoe – by Agatha Christie

21 07 2024

I like that Agatha Christie gives some of her books nursery rhyme titles, so here’s another one I grabbed from a local charity shop – I wonder if there are any others, I’ve read a few now!

The title has very little to do with the story other than she does manage to tell it broken into sections which come under each line of the poem. The incident is actually set in a dentist’s surgery – Poirot goes for an appointment in the morning, then around lunchtime, the dentist is found dead with a gun by him; all signs point to suicide, but Poirot thinks there’s more too it.

I walked past my dentist surgery in the week and couldn’t work out why it gave me the creeps, until I remembered that I was reading this!

It’s good fun (murder aside), Poirot is on form as ever, and it keeps you guessing the whole way through. I do struggle sometimes with remember who each character is, but that’s probably more on me than the author!