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Mrs May when you say you're delaying one's speech by "a few days", when exactly did you have in mind? Only, one has one or two things to do.

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 12, 2017

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said "Thanks"

I said "Don't mention it"…

— Kate Kennedy (@kkennedyshinn) June 11, 2017

Re Labour losing election. It’s about direction of travel. Better to be heading up the up escalator than tumbling from top of the down one.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 11, 2017

A pundit who said he'd "eat his book" if Corbyn got 38% of the vote just ate his book on TV https://t.co/NKJg9mE8bt pic.twitter.com/qlJUVJf3aM

— BuzzFeed UK (@BuzzFeedUK) June 10, 2017

#tbt to those bike spoke thingys…ain’t none of your kids know about these. #ThursdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/kGwEQP12PP

— David Crowder (@crowdermusic) June 15, 2017

Weather update: really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really nice.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 15, 2017

Weather update: hay fever. HAY FEVER EVERYWHERE.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 16, 2017

I think I preferred that year when just celebrities were dying…

— John Archer (@TheArchini) June 14, 2017

How a fed-up coffee shop owner deals with rude customershttps://t.co/vpGZUzuhVi pic.twitter.com/F5GlBSHKlG

— The Poke (@ThePoke) June 14, 2017

I'm going to start using "8 seats short of an overall majority" as a way of saying "not all there".

— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) June 13, 2017

This is everything you want Twitter to be pic.twitter.com/dAbgQL0GcE

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) June 13, 2017

Currently obsessed with the fact Corbyn's youngest son is basically Elijah Wood pic.twitter.com/r7FoYoAjDO

— HannahJane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) June 12, 2017

Spending half an hour trying to choose a sandwich based on someone's personality because they said "oh just get me anything"

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 17, 2017

When politics restarts after #GrenfellFire, rightly or wrongly, the Prime Minister will be judged on the contrast between these two photos pic.twitter.com/XTIgvVEz5k

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 16, 2017

Donald Trump as a refugee? A Syrian artist paints him and other world leaders as refugees
https://t.co/4l2SuMLpa6 pic.twitter.com/7y8TKlvZnd

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 17, 2017

This is the symmetry of our divided nation and the split between our generations. Feels like we need a new kind of politics. pic.twitter.com/5CqA2Vxckv

— krish kandiah (@krishk) June 14, 2017

Know it is about more than single personalities but a prime minister too scared to meet victims of a national tragedy simply has to go.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) June 17, 2017

A message from The Queen on Her Majesty's Official Birthday. https://t.co/vaKt5qj7IZ pic.twitter.com/Tv7t9aB3PV

— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) June 17, 2017

Re; that last RT – She comes from unimaginable privilege, but the Queen rarely hits a wrong note.

— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) June 17, 2017

Brutal, in tomorrow's Times

(via @BrookesTimes, @StigAbell) pic.twitter.com/3zfR80dVWx

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 16, 2017

You're allowed to be angry
You're allowed to protest
But please be peaceful
Not least because the emergency services are already flat out…

— John Sutherland (@policecommander) June 16, 2017

Theresa May : "I couldn't speak to residents of Grenfell Tower because of security concerns"
The Queen : "Hold my crown…" https://t.co/dCyLo55G8a

— Adam🏳️‍🌈🎮 (@thegaymeradam) June 16, 2017

Tobias Ellwood said that Theresa May didn't meet victims because of "safety concerns" but today a 91 year old Queen Elizabeth is braving it.

— Rupert Myers (@RupertMyers) June 16, 2017

Just think about how insulting the phrase "security fears" is. Describing the very community who already feel neglected/at arm's length.

— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) June 16, 2017

The only "lesson" to come out of this tragedy it's that it shouldn't take the deaths of innocent people for a lesson to be learned (end)

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 16, 2017

The Times says the "fire resistant" panels cost £24. The flammable £22. Making the building non-flammable would have cost £5K more. Stunned. https://t.co/ijzs7iRISm

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) June 15, 2017

Grenfell is what happens when you have a government and society that has its priorities wrong. Value of lives tied to incomes. Our disgrace.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) June 15, 2017

Churches open up & help in #GrenfellTower disaster. The world applauds. A Christian political leader talks about faith. The world hounds him

— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) June 15, 2017

I do not say this lightly, but I think this could be the most heartbreakingly pathetic tweet I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/6dTut9Ngp0

— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) June 14, 2017

The line, “I made this mess, so I am the best person to fix it” was first used by Home Sec Charles Clarke. Sacked 2 wks later#TheresaMay

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 13, 2017

I don't think the idea that the person who makes the mess is the best qualified person to get us out of the mess is scientifically viable.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) June 13, 2017

This must be very upsetting for you. The whole world is thinking of you in your distress. https://t.co/DY8ckQxkdU

— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) June 16, 2017

This Anchorman spoof is EVERYTHING.

Watch @Channel4News @SkyNews & @itvnews staying 'not-classy' for @TheLastLeg #MoreInCommon pic.twitter.com/XgJ6hWedwL

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) June 16, 2017

After a few weeks of unimaginable tragedy, @TheLastLeg​ offer a message of hope.#ChooseLove #TheLastLeg pic.twitter.com/anuyNXifEm

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) June 16, 2017

Time to come together & put our differences aside. If @edballs and @michaelgove can, anyone can. #MoreinCommon#TheLastLeg special on NOW pic.twitter.com/qQoGBGUzcD

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) June 16, 2017