Can’t quite believe it’s my tenth year of doing this! (see the back catalogue here – although I imagine many of the older links will be broken by now!), anyway, in the hope of finding out Brexit was all a big joke, here we go…!
Thumbs Up release new range of pet-tech including: Drone dog walker, Paw scanner pet door, and Catapoop.
Telegraph: Parliament ban April Fools jokes.
Say hello to our latest juice.
100% oranges. 100% fibre. 0% liquid. pic.twitter.com/B7xSfdsgla— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 1, 2019
https://twitter.com/HMCabinetCat/status/1112489850807246850
https://twitter.com/HMCabinetCat/status/1112587618716401664
Big news from the Hall this morning as we finally share details of a transformative building project set for completion in 2020: https://t.co/bxz5esQ242
— Royal Albert Hall (@RoyalAlbertHall) April 1, 2019
Introducing the thing you never asked for, but definitely always wanted—Tinder Height Verification. Coming soon.
Read more about it here: https://t.co/8MER0L1U6W pic.twitter.com/hZ507zSoic— Tinder (@Tinder) March 29, 2019
Royal Mint has unveiled its latest coin collection – based on the emojis https://t.co/Cc4X7wX7MH pic.twitter.com/Uu3JV4JpkF
— The Sun (@TheSun) April 1, 2019
OUT NOW – you can finally get your hands on Jamie's Naked Chef shirt here: https://t.co/hzD6luKuv4
Get involved and celebrate 20 years of The Naked Chef with us! pic.twitter.com/mN9S2ImOry
— Jamie Oliver (@jamieoliver) April 1, 2019
Our favourite time of the year!! The 1st of April means it's the start of #rainbow season 🌈 👇 pic.twitter.com/PLWS0D58an
— Met Office (@metoffice) April 1, 2019
'My smart meter turned off The Jeremy Kyle Show'https://t.co/lInbA2iPXq
— MoneySavingExpert (@MoneySavingExp) April 1, 2019
Camera phone corner flags will be introduced for the 2019/20 Carabao Cup. https://t.co/r2HEGGMNGt#EFL | #CarabaoCup pic.twitter.com/mZgTUzFiTN
— Carabao Cup (@Carabao_Cup) April 1, 2019
We’re delighted to introduce our new Pigeonmaster (previously @ravenmaster1) Chris Skaife, leading a new work exchange between the Tower ravens and Trafalgar Sq pigeons. #RavenSwap will run until 2020, giving the pigeons the chance to take over ceremonial duties at the Tower. pic.twitter.com/3UQ6M2rd3s
— The Tower of London (@TowerOfLondon) April 1, 2019
Fed up of having to endure stinky sandwiches and smelly snacks on trains?
As part of new anti-social behaviour legislation, those caught eating offensive food items while in transit could face a penalty fare of up to £2,000.
Check before you travel 👉 https://t.co/kePXd0M6Yz pic.twitter.com/Or9LRThRsw
— British Transport Police (@BTP) April 1, 2019
New Yorkshire Tea Spreadable! It's like normal tea, only thicker. pic.twitter.com/n2SahkFa4O
— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) April 1, 2019
https://twitter.com/O2music/status/1112394438217814024
We’re so excited to trial our brand new upgrade option, the #NXSleep.
We’ve converted the luggage hold on selected routes into luxury travel suites, complete with king size bed, flat screen TV, complimentary snacks and more!
Snooze, relax, enjoy. Sound good? 🚌 pic.twitter.com/f6fKk8ImZn
— National Express (@nationalexpress) April 1, 2019
Heinz Creme Egg Mayo. Yep. It’s a thing. pic.twitter.com/ahhw5Jkp6v
— Heinz Mayo (@heinzmayo) April 1, 2019
Well @heatworld finally announced there will be a Celebrity Love Island this year and I can confirm with nerves and excitement I am going to part of line up with Gethin Jones and Gemma Collins amongst others. Such fun times ahead.
— Miranda Hart (@mermhart) April 1, 2019
The Mayans predicted Brexit in their calendar, but thought it would happen in 1872.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 1, 2019
Introducing @BBCiPlayer’s #SkipTheSex button.
For those mortifying moments when a surprise 🍆 or 🍑 makes you 😳… pic.twitter.com/eM9rQ6LNFi
— BBC iPlayer (@BBCiPlayer) April 1, 2019
They're our two biggest stars… and they're about to go interstellar! @HollyWills and @Schofe have been secretly training at NASA, and we are over the moon to announce… @ThisMorning is set to become the first ever programme to be broadcast from SPACE! 🌕🚀 pic.twitter.com/eI5qUm0HLU
— ITV (@ITV) April 1, 2019
Time for a tea? Now you can enjoy Saucy with a cuppa thanks to our new range of delicious fishcuits. pic.twitter.com/NuyAkZ6Ycm
— The Saucy Fish Co. (@SaucyFishCo) April 1, 2019
As part of our efforts to make the game more appealing to younger generations, the ICC will be applying both numbers and Instagram handles to kits from the beginning of the World Test Championship. pic.twitter.com/XnvantQfc9
— ICC (@ICC) April 1, 2019
https://twitter.com/mikepilav/status/1112511983688003585
Heathrow Terminal 5 to become Prince George Terminal 🤴 as part of Royal rebrand across all terminals: https://t.co/tIZgvImupw #royal
— HeathrowNews (@HeathrowNews) April 1, 2019
Big #xmaslectures news! From a lock of Michael Faraday’s hair we’ve kept safe in our archives, a team of geneticists have sequenced a gene believed to encode proteins for excellence in science communication https://t.co/14Su6YzcvG pic.twitter.com/StHA7Ge85a
— Royal Institution (@Ri_Science) April 1, 2019
Google Maps users can now play Snake on the app – here's how to access the game https://t.co/4qF2eDp7RD pic.twitter.com/I4ackUDzxi
— Mirror Gaming (@mirrorgaming) April 1, 2019
FINALLY! 🙌 pic.twitter.com/v89REJTLXi
— McDonald's UK (@McDonaldsUK) March 31, 2019
🔵🔴 We've got something special for the people of Manchester…
There's only been TEN of these made worldwide, enter below for a chance to win 1 of 10 👇
— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) April 1, 2019
An innovative new addition to our fingers range, to ensure even the most vertically blessed of biscuit fans are catered to!
Find out more ➡️ https://t.co/XGNNzua8lH#walkerssshortbread #bisquality pic.twitter.com/ninw58CPFe
— Walker's Shortbread (@Shortbread) April 1, 2019
We’re very pleased to announce our brand new aircraft – and the largest in our fleet! Capable of carrying over 200 passengers or some very large cargo loads such as elephants, pre-built schools, or several million bibles. pic.twitter.com/hUZuKrPNby
— MAF UK (@flying4life) April 1, 2019
Items I saw listed on other roundup pages but couldn’t find evidence for on the actual internet (will add links later if I find them):
- Colman’s Mustard Custard.
- Uber Pogo Stick.
- Brussells banning British Biscuits from EU meetings after Brexit.
- Sainbury’s Pink Avocados.
- Kia Touchscreen Steering Wheel.
Items found after I published at midday:
We’re excited to announce that we’ll be releasing a Hot Cross Bun with Bacon bar. Due to the huge Hot Cross Bun Bacon Buttie craze, Divine Chocolate has updated the Hot Cross Bun bars recipe with tasty pieces of bacon rashers, tag your bacon buddy! #welistened #newrecipe 🥓🍫 pic.twitter.com/gkezOvl8su
— Divine Chocolate (@divinechocolate) April 1, 2019
Daily Express: Britain to leave Eurovision after Brexit.
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