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The swimming-pool smell you think is chlorine isn't chlorine at all. It's a compound called trichloramine which forms when chlorine reacts with pee and sweat. pic.twitter.com/VWRQNHWxls

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 2, 2020

South America but South America is Brazil and Brazil is South America

By reddit user Redach99 #SouthAmerica #Brazil #Maps #Map #Terriblemaps #TerribleMap pic.twitter.com/Ye8v0jcnVo

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) May 3, 2020

4th of May be with you.

— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) May 4, 2020

Surely this is how the rest of the football season should happen pic.twitter.com/vlQXgnn7pB

— Lloyd Warburton🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 (@LloydCymru) May 3, 2020

“Yes I remember you saying” – Translation: You’ve said it every day for a week

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 4, 2020

Installing that prayer room at @Youthscape really paid off. https://t.co/HMT8Wm6Fbq

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) May 5, 2020

Still boggling over Matt Hancock reprimanding Dr Rosena Allin-Kahn over her "tone." If he thinks that is an extreme tone, he's clearly NEVER had a woman – 52% of the population – actually shout at him. And you have to wonder how you'd get a life like that. It's creepy.

— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) May 5, 2020

Quite astonishing the way Neil Ferguson was thrown under a bus to ensure yesterday's real headline news – the UK having more #COVID19 deaths than any other country in Europe – no longer dominates the front pages.

— Dr Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) May 6, 2020

In case you need it:

Sadness is not competitive. Just because there are ‘others worse off’ it doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to feel down. You don’t need to look on the bright side or be glass half full, it’s ok to want to throw the glass against the wall #mentalhealthmatters

— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) May 5, 2020

This twitter account gives marks out of 10 for your webchat backgrounds! https://t.co/YiuXcexSA8

— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) May 6, 2020

There are 204 squares on a chessboard: one is 8×8, four are 7×7, nine are 6×6, sixteen are 5×5, twenty-five are 4×4, thirty-six are 3×3, forty-nine are 2×2 and sixty-four are 1×1. pic.twitter.com/pMycDimdKi

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 7, 2020

ICYMI: Chris O'Dowd's (@BigBoyler) dog Potato likes to sing #TheOffice theme song. https://t.co/OqACe7D0r1 #ConanAtHome pic.twitter.com/ee9dylmoWi

— Team Coco (@TeamCoco) May 3, 2020

Turns out popping out to do a racism *doesn't* count as exercise, huh. Who could have known. https://t.co/ExFEsbop8Y

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 4, 2020

I love @BBCSimonMcCoy so much pic.twitter.com/hYoLjhFPNt

— Greg James (@gregjames) May 7, 2020

Researchers have found a way to transform Type A blood into the universal Type O blood. This process could dramatically reduce blood transfusion supply shortages worldwide.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 7, 2020

BREAKING: British media reacts as death toll passes 30,000. pic.twitter.com/FS2M1y89DD

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) May 7, 2020

Farting is a bookable offence in football if it's deemed to be 'unsporting behaviour'.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 7, 2020

on dating apps when someone says 'so tell me about you' i literally just cut'n'paste my wikipedia page. that's cool, right?

— Matt Lucas HQ (@RealMattLucas) May 7, 2020

I always watch Goldeneye before cooking a microwave meal… pic.twitter.com/bcAxLg0ZmT

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) May 7, 2020

Will coronavirus mean an end to communal tables and sharing plates?

— Elizabeth Day (@elizabday) May 6, 2020

Meanwhile on R1 before 11am, I’ll be encouraging you all to take your trousers off as I supply the tunes for Bottomless Brunch https://t.co/kK2aOgA1Lb

— Greg James (@gregjames) May 7, 2020

I think I need to clarify to @Telegraph readers, who may have seen the truncated headline, that the full quote is …. "I've been having cocktails parties on Zoom" … really, matron!! #carryonisolation pic.twitter.com/1bx9dPw34Z

— Elaine Paige (@elaine_paige) May 7, 2020

Our vicar’s dry sense of humour shines through as he signs off the weekly email advertising Sunday’s zoom offering. pic.twitter.com/RMHx1KLCYU

— Andrew Horn (@AndrewHornUK) May 1, 2020

Good one @adamhillscomedy Matt Hancock will get an email in a couple of weeks asking ‘Were you mis-sold PPE?’ Love it

— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) May 8, 2020

Well, you can’t deny that We’ll Meet Again is one heck of an ear worm. I went to bed humming it and there it was in my head this morning when I woke up. I expect it’ll leave me but … don’t know where, don’t know when …

— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) May 9, 2020

Horses dressed up as zebras have fewer horseflies land on them, and cows with painted stripes are less likely to be bitten by flies.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 8, 2020

Just me who thought this? pic.twitter.com/7Ps5fQJK1z

— Withnailmarwood (@Withnailmarwood) May 9, 2020