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The camera panning from the clock at 0:07 to Pierce Brosnan.

Absolute cinema. pic.twitter.com/GBjDETvKZg

— US Open Tennis (@usopen) September 13, 2026

Poor buses pic.twitter.com/z3Ot8xLoiv

— Capt.Howdy (@MLordal) September 14, 2026

her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother’s name https://t.co/FcS8m61dsM

— peanut buttercup (@perfectcelebrty) September 12, 2026

F1 saw 4 overtakes at Madrid and thought 'That's too many, let's do a Sprint at Monaco'

— Tom Bellingham (@TomP1Bellingham) September 16, 2026

All frozen pizzas require extra cheese to be grated on to them prior to going in the oven.

— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) September 5, 2026

The Circle Line in London should not be labelled East and Westbound, it should be Clockwise and anti Clockwise.

— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) September 6, 2026

i can’t believe the first two cars on the grid tomorrow are gonna be lightning mcqueen and pierre gasly

— alex albon’s pr manager (@leclercize) September 5, 2026

Every concert should be filmed professionally & sent to ticket buyers via email afterwards.

That way, less people will be on their phones during the show. More living in the moment!

— bre (@BreTweetz) September 6, 2026

Two scientists walk into a bar.

"I'll have H20," says the 1st.

"I'll have H20, too," says the 2nd.

Bartender gives them water because he's able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position and pragmatic context.

— Jared Luttjeboer (@JLuttje) September 6, 2026