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H/T my dad: "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy." – Edgar Bergen

— Ineke Clewer (@InekeClewer) December 7, 2014

Outstanding Christmas Window Display Of the Dayhttp://t.co/MCVCbw4uOh

(via @Mr_Mondo) pic.twitter.com/zA0EquOZN8

— The Poke (@ThePoke) December 8, 2014

A Christmas Poem Rewritten By Corporate Killjoys http://t.co/PUDjFki9ep pic.twitter.com/Diju9o87Mc

— The Poke (@ThePoke) December 7, 2014

Stages of sleep pic.twitter.com/akVfDEjaUI

— know (@Know) December 2, 2014

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hike.
Hike who? Yes, that's right, due to
the syllable count.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) November 29, 2014

The one chart that shows just how good the BBC licence fee is http://t.co/1OHSzC4mH7 pic.twitter.com/P8KLagQIns

— indy100 (@indy100) November 28, 2014

Quote of the day: 'it is not enough to help the assaulted man on the road to Jericho; we must stop the assaults' Paul Rauschenbusch

— Ceri Louise Reads (@cerilouisereads) December 7, 2014

While a little ironic that I'm sharing this here, Piper's smashed it. (Comic, the brilliant @Adam4d) #challenged pic.twitter.com/PGViMnBExg

— Nick Harris (@nickharrisgsy) December 10, 2014

Never trust a hug… #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/9joXaRyJpv

— BBC One (@BBCOne) November 8, 2014

The character limit on Twitter,
Prevents limericks — if you're a quitter.
But with one little cheat,
You can quickly defeat
(see line 1)

— Andrew (@Andrew_Taylor) November 8, 2014

"When you are done with Obama, could you send him our way?"

A Canadian reminding Americans just how lucky we are. pic.twitter.com/0U1ySoJkU7

— Nerdy Wonka (@NerdyWonka) November 9, 2014

.@SouthamptonFC are the 11th side in #BPL history to have conceded 5 or fewer goals after 11 games pic.twitter.com/U4Y8ln5ARx

— Premier League (@premierleague) November 8, 2014

Tina: Dance ✔
Jon: Romance ✔
Paul: On floor ✔
Hannah: Screaming out for more ✔
Bradley: Swing ✔
Rachel: Doing her thing ✔
Jo: Flow ✔#Pudsey

— BBC One (@BBCOne) November 14, 2014

In all seriousness, what the S Club 7 shuttle crash really teaches us is how smartly the @OfficialSteps reunion was done.

— Mikey Smith (@mikeysmith) November 15, 2014

The new #BandAid30 words. "Where a kiss of love can kill you" pic.twitter.com/MQhM5sfcwN

— Natalie Jamieson (@Nat_Jamieson) November 15, 2014

A teacher has banned the word “banter” from his classroom http://t.co/1PweE1f2wT pic.twitter.com/926smEg1w9

— BuzzFeed UK (@BuzzFeedUK) November 15, 2014