April Fools 2024

1 04 2024

I was a bit concerned how much there’d be this year as it’s a bank holiday, but I’ve not been disappointed!

As per usual, I’ve put captions below the posts in case the posted get deleted later!

Let me know if you find any good ones I’ve missed and I’ll tack them on the bottom later.

Enjoy!

For some reason the McDonalds Lefty nuggets won’t embed, but you can get it at the link

Ant & Dec quit TV for a culinary career
Wrendale launch patterned paint
Church Times announces album from nuns with Abbey Road style cover
Bothy Threads launch Jams
Chocolate Orange Juice
Supersized Minion Lego set, 2.5m tall

Dominos Frozen Pizzas

Ordnance Survey Canine Surveyor Squad
Heinz Shampoo
Pizzeria on rails on the Heathrow Express
Wild Lick Balm
VW harlequin coloured iD3
Beefeater napping pods

Pink Stuff launch Brown stuff, to stop dirt standing out

Cadbury Straighty-Waighty
Co-op crisp sandwiches

Pizza Hut egg pizza

ETA Services mobile cycle lanes
Yorkshire Tea parallelogram bags
Spicy Babybel
Dunelm rabbit furniture
Sainsburys double decker shopping trolley
Microwaved tea is the best tea
Gravy filled doughnuts from Morrisons
Gravy glazed doughnuts and shepherds pie turnovers from Lidl
Boris Johnson & Liz Truss review the papers on Papercuts podcast
Camping and Caravanning club floating caravan
BMW cleaning suit
Marmite massage oil
Aberdeenshire library trialling sorting books by colour
Burger King the movie
Frankie & Benny’s meatball sundae
Innocent adult grape juice
Popsy colouring in dresses
Krispy Kreme, you bring it, we glaze it
IKEA hands free hotdog eating kit
Royal Albert Hall Prince Albert AI
Heathrow launching own airline
Tower of London washing the lions ceremony
Mccain potato scent diffuser
Easyjet food trucks
Halotop tomato ketchup icecream
Poundland click & sniff

Aldi Love Aisleand

Greenbelt venue sponsors

Added later:

Paulton’s park warn of slushies turning flamingo blue
Dartmoor’s only volcano starts smoking

Police topping up blue lights

Cook Shop start selling ice cubes
Bic sell edible pens
Piano Guys sell half size pianos for half price

Egg United loan Alex Horne to Chesham United

Kew Gardens tree hugger
Zooey Deschanel doing a one woman show of Les Miserables
Duolingo on ice
Viper from Gladiators is Cbeebies newest presenter




Internet highlights – w/c 17th March 2024

23 03 2024
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The Other Boleyn Girl – by Philippa Gregory

22 03 2024

The next in my go through Philippa Gregory’s Tudor novels, easily the most famous, the only one I’m aware of that’s been made into a film, and characters that feel a little more familiar than in the last couple of books I’d read, which I guess made it a little easier to read.

That said, it’s still over 500 pages, and small font, so it took me about 6 weeks to read – not good for my Goodreads targets at all!

We all know Anne Boleyn as the second wife of Henry VIII, but this is the story of the affair her sister Mary had with him first, followed by the story we know better, but with other strings to its bow too.

Some people are critical of the historical accuracy of Gregory’s Tudor fiction, and yes, the conversations and how things happened are clearly imagined. However, some things that happened in this book were truly shocking and so as soon as I finished I opened up our friend Wikipedia, and found that the basic facts were indeed true.

The further I got through the book, the more hooked I became. And now I write this with the film on in the background, which has a ridiculous number of famous people in it, let’s see how it goes….





Internet highlights – w/c 10th March 2024

16 03 2024
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Internet highlights – f/c 25th February 2024

9 03 2024
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Internet highlights – w/c 18th February 2024

24 02 2024
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Internet highlights – w/c 11th February 2024

17 02 2024
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, The Complete Screenplay – by J.K. Rowling & Steve Kloves

11 02 2024

I would say very similar comments to the second book in this series: a quick read, hard to keep track of the characters due to it being a script so no descriptions, and didn’t really care about the plot a lot. It’s fine, but just…. I dunno.

The only thing this had on the other two books, was that the book contained several illustrations, a mixture of costume sketches, renderings of scenery, designs for props, which did give a bit more of a feel of where you were. I wonder if it was managed by someone different to have this, as it also didn’t have the pretty cover the first two books had! It also seems to have an additional author who wasn’t on the first two.

I wanted to read it because I don’t like to leave a series half done, but I think it might be time to admit I should just stick to the original seven Harry Potter books…..





Internet highlights – w/c 4th February 2024

10 02 2024
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Sweet Sweet Revenge Ltd – by Jonas Jonasson

4 02 2024

Another great book from Jonas Jonasson, I’m a big fan!

It took me a while to get into this time – he does seem to have a habit of giving each character a very full and detailed back story, each of which are entertaining, but it can feel a bit jumping all over the place early on in the book as we meet everyone in turn, but once the main story got going it was great fun as per usual.

An estranged (without knowing it) son and an ex-wife of the same man, and seeking revenge, stumble across a business which sets out to do exactly that for people. Chaos ensues, there’s not much more to say without giving the fun away!

Some out of context quotes to give a feel for it:

  • “Murder was out of the question. But what if the boy died anyway? That would be a different story. The problem was that eighteen-year-old boys don’t just do that out of the blue. He would need some help along the way.”
  • “For years she had been certain that she wasn’t like other people, and that she therefore must be content with the small things in life. Now she lived with a person her own age who wasn’t like other people either; the two of them were more like each other.”
  • “She launched into a lecture, saying that some evidence indicated that Jesus would have voted no to Rohypnol and everything else, but that this theory was primarily based upon Matthew’s testimony that one must turn the other cheek if someone slapped you on the right cheek. She made special note of the bit about the right cheek. This could be interpreted to mean that we should be forgiving only of those who are left-handed, and that was practically nobody. It was, after all, difficult to deal a blow to someone’s right cheek with one’s own right hand.”
  • “His memory was all he could consult, and as everyone knew, that started to let you down once you were past thirty-five.”
  • “One of the many things he’d observed up to this point on his journey was the small plastic cards. It was a form of payment, and yet it wasn’t. The buyer always seemed to keep the card, but the seller never got upset about it.”
  • “No one was better than two Englishmen at becoming enemies over basically nothing. Over whose turn it was to use the dartboard at the pub. Over which football team one should support, actual quality notwithstanding. Two Brits couldn’t even agree on the simple question of whether or not they were part of Europe.”
  • [On the arrival of electricity to a Kenyan village] “The only woman on the village council had argued for washing machines, stoves and water closets. When she added the future potential of Netflix, she got all the men except the chief on her side.”