After last week’s top five, here are five more that were great but just didn’t quite make the cut!
Dog’s Trust
Marks & Spencers Food
ShelterBox
Smyths Toys
Morrisons
After last week’s top five, here are five more that were great but just didn’t quite make the cut!
Dog’s Trust
Marks & Spencers Food
ShelterBox
Smyths Toys
Morrisons
It’s been a strong year, probably enough to do my runners up post in a week too! But also, a shout out to this Uber Eats advert, I’m not including it because I don’t think technically it’s a Christmas advert (it came out in September), but still worth a mention a) cos it’s excellent and b) because of its links to Christmas.
Waitrose
There’s been one advert that when it came out I sent to a load of people because of how good it was – and they were my winner by a long way last year too!
Aldi
After a decade, the Kevin the Carrot adverts don’t feel tired at all! This year’s came in three parts…
Google Pixel
Barbour
It would be hard for Wallace and Gromit to do a bad advert…
Tesco
They have a selection of adverts on a theme this year, so below should be the full playlist if I’ve done it correctly – but even if I haven’t, the opening video is a quick montage of them all!
The final book in the trilogy, picking up from where we left off at the end of book two, when Amelia ended up coming to live with Father Christmas. She’s now attending school with the elf children, and struggling to get to grips with their subjects (elf maths is VERY different, eg: 2+2=snow, or a feather duvet), and she just doesn’t feel like she fits in.
There follows an accident with a sleigh, an elf that hates humans and spreads fake news about them in a very Trumpian fashion (this book was published in 2017, and you can tell!), and a warren full of rabbits, led by the Easter bunny – standard kids Christmas stuff, right?!
One problem that made me chuckle is that money in Elfhelm is chocolate coins, and when Father Christmas goes to withdraw money to cover the damages from the sleigh accident, it turns out that he has very few savings left as he ate it all… oops! And there is a point where our heroes are at great risk of being drowned in chocolate, what a pickle!
I’ll leave you with a line I thought was just beautiful:
“Books and trees are the same thing. My aunt used to tell me that books are just trees that are having a dream.”
Waitrose
My winner this year by a LONG way, it was great – leaving us on a cliffhanger for a couple of weeks before releasing the second part!
The Entertainer
An excellent music choice for humorous effect
Boots
Classic anti-patriarchy teasing
M&S
Dawn French playing Dawn French
Aldi
They’ve been doing Kevin the Carrot ads for several years now, but this still has some excellent jokes in it, even after all this time
A couple who’s daughter has gone off on a gap year realised they could save a fortune by just skipping Christmas that year, and spend it on a cruise instead.
This means no decorations, no parties, no food, no presents. Needless to say, friends and neighbours are not impressed, particularly neighbours who try to be the best decorated street in the town! Chaos obviously ensues.
This is the book that the film “Christmas with the Kranks” was based on – I’ve not seen it, but the trailer seems to make it a bit more extreme and slapstick, which is fair enough.
It’s a fun book, nothing like Grisham’s normal stuff – and only 200 pages! I really enjoyed it, would recommend.
The only thing I’d change is to remove two unnecessary sentences about skin colour – the book is only 22 years old, but it seems things have changed even in that time…
The second in Matt Haig’s Christmas trilogy, I correct myself slightly on what I said last year – the books are not completely separate. The boy in the first book is the adult Father Christmas in this book, but while there are a few call backs, it’s really not dependent on having read it, this stands alone well.
This is set in Victorian England, and as it’s a children’s book, of course we bump into Charles Dickens at one point, and crash into Queen Victoria’s bedroom in another (where she is sat up in bed wearing her crown – naturally).
The book follows the story of Amelia Wishart, a chimney sweep who early on loses her mother and is taken to the workhouse by a horrible man. This runs parallel to Father Christmas dealing with the lack of hope in the world and therefore lack of magic to power his sleigh, this is partly due a troll attack that stopped him from delivering last year at all!
So there’s a lot going on, the two stories obviously meet and overlap, and everything’s alright in the end.
Last week I brought you my five favourite Christmas adverts from this year, here are five that didn’t quite make it!
Sainsburys
Mostly for the charcute-tree pun!
Asda
This was a precursor to their actual advert, but I think I enjoyed it more!
Lidl
Disney
Boots
Happy December! It feels like a strong year this year, here are my top 5!
Marks & Spencer
This has been deemed controversial by some for a couple of reasons, one political and one PC, neither of which I think were strong arguments, but there we go.
I loved it – it made me laugh a lot!
Sadly the version on the M&S YouTube channel has been cut a few times to remove the things that have upset people; it’s now a shadow of its former self. I’ve had to post the video from the daily fail’s channel instead, but it’s worth it for the full joyful experience.
Aldi
Each year I worry that Aldi will have run out of ideas for Kevin the Carrot, but absolutely not, this year is a full on retelling of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! It’s the little details that make it brilliant.
Tesco
Coca-Cola
Amazon
This seemed like a great idea and I kinda wanted to give it a go!
Five runners up to follow next week!
Absolutely brilliant! My brother got me this for Christmas and it goes through the history and reasons behind so many things about our traditions at Christmas. From carols, to boxing day, to the life story of Santa Claus (who is a different person to Father Christmas), there was SO much to interest! I had to stop myself reading out every other paragraph to anyone who’d listen!
It even dispels the urban myth that Santa didn’t wear red and white until Coca Cola got involved. In fact it rubbishes various theories you often hear about many things, including why we celebrate on 25th December. I even learnt about why we shouldn’t ever be singing the words or tune we currently do for Hark the Herald, which made me sad.
I won’t spoil any more of it for you, but the tone is very light-hearted, and at only about 150 pages, it’s a lovely little read for this time of year – highly recommended!
Last week you had my winners this year, hear are those who didn’t quite make it!