Hark! The Biography of Christmas – by Paul Kerensa

13 01 2026

I love a good Christmas book, and this was absolutely brilliant. It’s a full blown history of Christmas, from even before its origins, through to more recent traditions and I think literally everything in between! And yes, I know we’re well into January now, but I started this at the end of last year, so it’s ok!

Paul Kerensa is a comedy writer (he’s written on Miranda and Not Going Out), comic, media history enthusiast (he did a whole thing for 100 years of the BBC the other year and has really old copies of the Radio Times), and he’s a Christian (I think he sometimes does Pause for Thought on Radio 2). So he comes at this with all sorts of knowledge, but it feels really well researched on top of that, as well as being easy to read in his light-hearted style.

Here are some of the things I learnt

  • The immaculate conception refers to Mary’s birth, not Jesus’.
  • The 12 days of Christmas comes from a compromise between the Western church celebrating on 25th December, and the Eastern church on 6th January.
  • Good King Wenceslas was only made a king after he died – when he was alive he was a duke.
  • Christmas pies were rectangular (to look like a crib) meat pies. When Christmas was cancelled in the 1600s, people made them round and put mincemeat in to get around the ban.
  • Joy to the World was written about Jesus’ return, not His birth.
  • Knickers, Knickerbocker Glories, and the New York Knicks all trace their names back to a pseudonym used by Washington Irving who popularised the idea of St Nick in America.
  • Originally there were key differences between Father Christmas and Santa Claus:
    “Santa brings presents; Father Christmas just brings winter. The American version is child-friendly; the English version less so. Mr Claus wears a two-part suit and hat with white bobble; Mr Christmas wears a long one-piece habit with a hood. To this day the only major difference in appearance is in the subtlety of their headwear – hat versus hood is a handy way to spot an American Santa from an English Father Christmas.”
  • Dicken’s A Christmas Carol, Christmas Cards, and the carol “O Come All Ye Faithful” all appeared within a week of each other in December 1843.
  • Boxing day used to be the first weekday after Christmas. (And yes, that’s when we’d get a bank holiday now, but we don’t call that day Boxing day).
  • When a drawing of Victoria & Albert and their children admiring their 15ft Christmas tree was published in the USA, they removed Victoria’s crown and Albert’s moustache.
  • Dickens was in love with Queen Victoria:
    “On the royal wedding night at Windsor Castle in 1840, the already-married Dickens protested beneath the newlyweds’ bedroom window by rolling around in the mud.”
  • The original Miracle on 34th Street film was released in cinemas in May.
  • Star Wars did a Christmas special in 1978. It seems there’s a reason we haven’t heard about it….

I don’t normally enjoy history, but this was just fantastic, highly recommended if you are interested in where our modern day Christmas with all its quirks comes from.





The Christmas Tree that Loved to Dance – by Miranda Hart

28 12 2025

And beautifully illustrated by Lucy Claire Dunbar, this short story (or “tall tale”) is a very sweet little story about Joan and her dog Jessie, who see men stealing discarded Christmas trees in January from the side of the road, and want to rescue them!

If you’re not familiar with Miranda, some of the phrasing might seem slightly peculiar, but if you are, it’s just some of her intonations and ways of speaking that are so clear in how she writes!

Slightly wacky in places, but I suppose that’s what you expect from a Tall Tale!





Friday Five Favourite – Christmas Adverts 2025 – the runners up

12 12 2025

After last week’s top five, here are five more that were great but just didn’t quite make the cut!

Dog’s Trust

Marks & Spencers Food

ShelterBox

Smyths Toys

Morrisons





Friday Five Favourite – Christmas Adverts 2025

5 12 2025

It’s been a strong year, probably enough to do my runners up post in a week too! But also, a shout out to this Uber Eats advert, I’m not including it because I don’t think technically it’s a Christmas advert (it came out in September), but still worth a mention a) cos it’s excellent and b) because of its links to Christmas.

Waitrose
There’s been one advert that when it came out I sent to a load of people because of how good it was – and they were my winner by a long way last year too!

Aldi
After a decade, the Kevin the Carrot adverts don’t feel tired at all! This year’s came in three parts…

Google Pixel

Barbour
It would be hard for Wallace and Gromit to do a bad advert…

Tesco
They have a selection of adverts on a theme this year, so below should be the full playlist if I’ve done it correctly – but even if I haven’t, the opening video is a quick montage of them all!





Father Christmas and Me – by Matt Haig

19 12 2024

The final book in the trilogy, picking up from where we left off at the end of book two, when Amelia ended up coming to live with Father Christmas. She’s now attending school with the elf children, and struggling to get to grips with their subjects (elf maths is VERY different, eg: 2+2=snow, or a feather duvet), and she just doesn’t feel like she fits in.

There follows an accident with a sleigh, an elf that hates humans and spreads fake news about them in a very Trumpian fashion (this book was published in 2017, and you can tell!), and a warren full of rabbits, led by the Easter bunny – standard kids Christmas stuff, right?!

One problem that made me chuckle is that money in Elfhelm is chocolate coins, and when Father Christmas goes to withdraw money to cover the damages from the sleigh accident, it turns out that he has very few savings left as he ate it all… oops! And there is a point where our heroes are at great risk of being drowned in chocolate, what a pickle!

I’ll leave you with a line I thought was just beautiful:
“Books and trees are the same thing. My aunt used to tell me that books are just trees that are having a dream.”





Friday Five Favourite – Christmas Adverts 2024

6 12 2024

Waitrose
My winner this year by a LONG way, it was great – leaving us on a cliffhanger for a couple of weeks before releasing the second part!

The Entertainer
An excellent music choice for humorous effect

Boots
Classic anti-patriarchy teasing

M&S
Dawn French playing Dawn French

Aldi
They’ve been doing Kevin the Carrot ads for several years now, but this still has some excellent jokes in it, even after all this time





Skipping Christmas – by John Grisham

29 12 2023

A couple who’s daughter has gone off on a gap year realised they could save a fortune by just skipping Christmas that year, and spend it on a cruise instead.

This means no decorations, no parties, no food, no presents. Needless to say, friends and neighbours are not impressed, particularly neighbours who try to be the best decorated street in the town! Chaos obviously ensues.

This is the book that the film “Christmas with the Kranks” was based on – I’ve not seen it, but the trailer seems to make it a bit more extreme and slapstick, which is fair enough.

It’s a fun book, nothing like Grisham’s normal stuff – and only 200 pages! I really enjoyed it, would recommend.

The only thing I’d change is to remove two unnecessary sentences about skin colour – the book is only 22 years old, but it seems things have changed even in that time…





The Girl Who Saved Christmas – by Matt Haig

23 12 2023

The second in Matt Haig’s Christmas trilogy, I correct myself slightly on what I said last year – the books are not completely separate. The boy in the first book is the adult Father Christmas in this book, but while there are a few call backs, it’s really not dependent on having read it, this stands alone well.

This is set in Victorian England, and as it’s a children’s book, of course we bump into Charles Dickens at one point, and crash into Queen Victoria’s bedroom in another (where she is sat up in bed wearing her crown – naturally).

The book follows the story of Amelia Wishart, a chimney sweep who early on loses her mother and is taken to the workhouse by a horrible man. This runs parallel to Father Christmas dealing with the lack of hope in the world and therefore lack of magic to power his sleigh, this is partly due a troll attack that stopped him from delivering last year at all!

So there’s a lot going on, the two stories obviously meet and overlap, and everything’s alright in the end.





Friday Five Favourite – Christmas Adverts 2023 – the runners up

8 12 2023

Last week I brought you my five favourite Christmas adverts from this year, here are five that didn’t quite make it!

Sainsburys
Mostly for the charcute-tree pun!

Asda
This was a precursor to their actual advert, but I think I enjoyed it more!

Lidl

Disney

Boots





Friday Five Favourite – Christmas Adverts 2023

1 12 2023

Happy December! It feels like a strong year this year, here are my top 5!

Marks & Spencer
This has been deemed controversial by some for a couple of reasons, one political and one PC, neither of which I think were strong arguments, but there we go.
I loved it – it made me laugh a lot!
Sadly the version on the M&S YouTube channel has been cut a few times to remove the things that have upset people; it’s now a shadow of its former self. I’ve had to post the video from the daily fail’s channel instead, but it’s worth it for the full joyful experience.

Aldi
Each year I worry that Aldi will have run out of ideas for Kevin the Carrot, but absolutely not, this year is a full on retelling of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! It’s the little details that make it brilliant.

Tesco

Coca-Cola

Amazon
This seemed like a great idea and I kinda wanted to give it a go!

Five runners up to follow next week!