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Technically, April Fool’s Day is tomorrow. But as nobody comes into the office on a Saturday, we've decided to just go for it today instead. pic.twitter.com/N49eMz60DW

— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 31, 2017

Nigel Farage to host new TV game show #IWantMyCountryBack https://t.co/dLxPtMSuRt pic.twitter.com/IjRWy4O7rn

— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) April 1, 2017

Donald Trump makes successful bid for London's 'Walkie Talkie' building https://t.co/DqluHlXA9l pic.twitter.com/KYCU84RVxr

— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) April 1, 2017

Gorilla learns to juggle jacket potatoes at zoo https://t.co/lwpFK5ccZ1

— Metro (@MetroUK) April 1, 2017

Budget airlines to offer discounted flights if you help clean the plane upon arrival https://t.co/itwAFJG5cu pic.twitter.com/fKgc3zvLnp

— MoneySavingExpert (@MoneySavingExp) April 1, 2017

Move over Tangelo, it's time to meet the Banawberry! Hear more on Saturday Breakfast. pic.twitter.com/Lf2wX2EnVG

— BBC Radio Solent (@BBCRadioSolent) April 1, 2017

Introducing our brand new 70% Dark with Avocado- it’s seriously smooth & nutritious! #AvocadoChocolate pic.twitter.com/VEMhAx3sSD

— Divine Chocolate (@divinechocolate) April 1, 2017

Monorail above railway track between Woking and Waterloo will 'create a beautiful commuter experience' https://t.co/9eJjWSLGWA

— SurreyLive (@surreylive) April 1, 2017

Always looking to innovate, #England7s have swapped rugby balls for ostrich eggs ahead of the HSBC London Sevens: https://t.co/opP1Yaot2z pic.twitter.com/UZTcdOAWJe

— England Rugby (@EnglandRugby) April 1, 2017

📢NEW SHOW: Celebrate @Twitter's greatest ever Tweets with orchestral and emojial accompaniment at #TwitterLive https://t.co/nsAthvXM0a

— Royal Albert Hall (@RoyalAlbertHall) April 1, 2017

Have you heard about the changes to #signs in the UK? #Brexit https://t.co/81SBrljdHZ pic.twitter.com/XuzUGi4jHc

— Stocksigns (@Stocksigns) April 1, 2017

Introducing our new range of #policecars … the Camo Cop Car! Not all policing is visible … #makingsurreysafer pic.twitter.com/mhQF18hueZ

— Surrey Police (@SurreyPolice) April 1, 2017

We’re delighted to launch NEW ‘Scratch & Sniff’ labels. Just scratch the @RedTractorFood logo to experience the Great British countryside! pic.twitter.com/bszTeugLVH

— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) April 1, 2017

We’ve discovered a second chalk animal next to the world-famous Uffington White Horse. Here’s what we know so far: https://t.co/u9PiN7cMo7 pic.twitter.com/fOXkiOHTh9

— National Trust (@nationaltrust) April 1, 2017

Move over courgetti, we're excited to launch poodles – the world's first spiralized peas. Available in store until midday. pic.twitter.com/HKCnDpiDCB

— Sainsbury's (@sainsburys) April 1, 2017

Ever wondered what's inside a trig pillar? pic.twitter.com/3CyXrUQ6zI

— Ordnance Survey (@OrdnanceSurvey) April 1, 2017

Grazers often tell us, "We love your snacks, we just can't get them into our faces fast enough!" We've been working on that… 🤓🌰💥 pic.twitter.com/WRyokpB8Nl

— graze snacks (@graze_snacks) April 1, 2017

BREAKING: Sadly I'm ill so won't be on @btsport today. Thanks to my mate @hollywills – stepping in to host her FIRST live football game👍🏻⚽️

— Jake Humphrey (@mrjakehumphrey) April 1, 2017

Borrow My Doggy is launching Borrow My Micropig https://t.co/oiDGni2SBf pic.twitter.com/cLJglLYsRF

— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) April 1, 2017

By Georgio! Osborne takes new job as fashion designer https://t.co/MG0bZywuH5

— The Guardian (@guardian) April 1, 2017

George Osborne appointed artistic director of Shakespeare's Globe https://t.co/wMCKlU9Hv4 pic.twitter.com/59NVAjDxHy

— The Stage (@TheStage) April 1, 2017

We can't wait for this one! @Busted to play 5 day residency in Year 3000. Tickets on sale 12:01pm TODAY 🔥 pic.twitter.com/EYexc2ssD1

— The O2 (@TheO2) April 1, 2017

BA's new business plan: sell fewer seats on UK domestic flights https://t.co/9ksaTBZCzY

— The Independent (@Independent) April 1, 2017

She's a map-eater. And today, you can be one too.

Chomp the competition and share your high score with #MsPacMaps 💋👻🎀 @officialpacman pic.twitter.com/lSWvmj39DN

— Google Maps (@googlemaps) March 31, 2017

All you ever wanted. Introducing the limited Original BMW Unicorn Parts for the new #BMW #4series range. 🦄 pic.twitter.com/DzWjrZXtcT

— BMW (@BMW) April 1, 2017

PEOPLE OF THE UK! We have an important announcement regarding the name of our brand. #KremetoCream pic.twitter.com/3yNND7VdZU

— Krispy Kreme UK (@krispykremeUK) March 30, 2017

(2/2) "… we will continue to monitor the dangers of our choristers singing too high near historic windows". pic.twitter.com/vTUNrvhqFp

— Romsey Abbey (@romseyabbey) April 1, 2017

We're rolling out RyDye technology at 60 Virgin Active clubs, where we will turn swimming pools into the exact shade of Ryan Gosling's eyes. pic.twitter.com/Wv5Kn83HyF

— Virgin Active UK (@VirginActiveUK) April 1, 2017

Is it a bird or is it a plane? We're announcing our new Dreambird 1417. Find out more at https://t.co/m60D6VzxEG #flapenergy #wingenvy pic.twitter.com/9db00XkRoT

— virginatlantic (@VirginAtlantic) March 31, 2017

NEW PRODUCT ALERT: On your dog and bone? WiFi Walkies gives you WiFi wherever you and Fido go. Find out more. https://t.co/GwqHu00iS6 pic.twitter.com/frclMwr9Az

— Virgin Media 🐐 (@virginmedia) April 1, 2017

Today we are excited to unleash our new Virgin Australia Canine Crew in a world first initiative. pic.twitter.com/d1GCIbd3qG

— Virgin Australia (@VirginAustralia) March 31, 2017

Introducing #TickInk– the contactless ticket you’re guaranteed never to lose. Learn more here: https://t.co/gby35GusJp pic.twitter.com/jLerdgRHNf

— Virgin Trains Ticketing (@VirginTrainsTix) April 1, 2017

After months of veg shortages, leading grocers have developed a new generation of mini fruit and veg to fill the gap https://t.co/sG6vhdUEic

— Which? (@WhichUK) April 1, 2017

We're the new sponsor of our local rugby team, Stanley RFC! Meet the team and find out how to get tickets: https://t.co/xQd3rUPW4T pic.twitter.com/BOpu9R5yXJ

— Cath Kidston (@Cath_Kidston) April 1, 2017

Pack your thermals because we’re incredibly proud to announce the first ever ski resort at sea, #PisteoftheSeas! ⛷️https://t.co/MAG2F3VS0T

— Royal Caribbean Europe (@MyRoyalEurope) April 1, 2017

#TicTac is about to launch a #Hummus flavored limited edition for #YomHaatzmaut in #TelAviv #WTF 😱 ► https://t.co/osw8hxeH6a pic.twitter.com/jdAqh1QLrL

— Happy in Tel Aviv (@happyintlv) March 31, 2017

Get rid of screen cracks with our new Cracked Screen Balm, making your phone feel shiny and new.

Coming soon. pic.twitter.com/c7cWjHVQIf

— giffgaff | We're up to good (@giffgaff) April 1, 2017

Give your feathered friends the ultimate bird bath, with the world’s FIRST EVER #bird hot tub! Perfect for cooler nights pic.twitter.com/EizvKOkc5V

— wilko (@LoveWilko) April 1, 2017

Be fashion forward and cutting edge at the same time in the new #TMobileONEsie. Technology has never felt so cozy. pic.twitter.com/9h7mDAao1Y

— T-Mobile (@TMobile) March 31, 2017

BREAKING NEWS #dundee1st
Our new Penguin Studies MSc is now accepting applications 🐧🎉
Apply now: https://t.co/3RNtcYsPrj pic.twitter.com/iy0Z3vFNd9

— University of Dundee (@dundeeuni) April 1, 2017

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doesn’t matter – you never have to answer the door again thanks to the #HeatwaveLetterbox https://t.co/Kn4yaOtrcW pic.twitter.com/Gpm9naM8mV

— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) March 31, 2017

I'm excited to announce the launch of my newest pal, 'Meh-Mite'! A blander version of me that's impossible to love OR hate… pic.twitter.com/hxyftDSUSr

— Marmite (@marmite) April 1, 2017

UK to withdraw from Eurovision, BBC announces https://t.co/EI3LIy84Gy

— PinkNews (@PinkNews) April 1, 2017

So, Prince Harry has married Meghan Markle. Very low key. @DailyMail #news #headlines #Princeharry #meghanmarkle #royalwedding #aprilfool pic.twitter.com/E0Sxpfo05G

— Michael Rhodes (@migrhodes) April 1, 2017

Words are so last week. We know it's ALL about #emojis. So we're excited to reveal that BEANO is now an emoji-only comic! #SOBeano 😀😜😜💪😎 pic.twitter.com/gdrFzIKbep

— Beano (@BeanoOfficial) April 1, 2017

It's the end of an era as Poundland announces prices are going up https://t.co/MPE5Dzcri3 pic.twitter.com/TGDkv0SY7V

— The Sun (@TheSun) April 1, 2017

Hunt for 14-sided £1 coin worth £500K: Gold rush for rare pound – is it in your pocket? https://t.co/ngGc5WuLnD pic.twitter.com/Ad4bTh5WeB

— Daily Star (@dailystar) April 1, 2017

#netflixlive I'm dying 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/kfsxj2RVU5

— Ambxr (@Color_0f_energy) April 1, 2017

Thanks to the @Telegraph for sharing this extraordinary breaking news! https://t.co/bbmuAeae8C #PolarBearSighting pic.twitter.com/ls3CBqwJ0b

— WWF UK (@wwf_uk) April 1, 2017

Piers Morgan to become President Donald Trump’s Showbusiness Advisor https://t.co/P7ugFPO4T6

— Metro (@MetroUK) April 1, 2017

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— German Embassy London (@GermanEmbassy) April 1, 2017

Third class standing-only train carriages reintroduced to ease overcrowding https://t.co/YbPpweFFoW

— i newspaper (@theipaper) April 1, 2017

Drumroll please…introducing #CremMate: the UK's first DIY #cremation system https://t.co/c4R2QJjZFG pic.twitter.com/1gFpixlVtA

— Beyond (@BeyondLifeUK) April 1, 2017

Brand new and exclusive to BBC Three. pic.twitter.com/7nBdbn0g7b

— BBC Three (@bbcthree) April 1, 2017

BIG NEWS! pic.twitter.com/5CI4z7JWXz

— Freeview (@FreeviewTV) April 1, 2017