You may notice that this is somewhat shorter than these have been in the past. WordPress has been struggling with the number of embedded links, which means a lot of times the links are just showing as text. So I’m trying to go for something a bit shorter to see if that helps – and it should mean I’ve filtered some of the rubbish out too, win-win!
Welcome to #F1, newcomers. I would say it's not always like that, but it pretty much always is. As much going on off the track as on the track. What a season, great from Max, and a classy reaction from Lewis. Next season should be fairly tasty eh?
The problem we have at the mo is, whomever you support in F1, most people have lost a lot of confidence in race direction to an extent this year and that needs sorting out. #AbuDhabiGP
I love how I, an actual GP…who was involved in the initial covid vaccination programme …has to tune in at 8pm with the public to find out that apparently we are vaccinating the entire adult population with boosters by the end of the year
I mean, I hate Ryanair too, but I'm enjoying a hateful airplane company ragging on a terrible Prime Minister. Small joys where you can find them, and all that. https://t.co/Mi59dvRXhl
Heard on a train yesterday: βand yes, hard though it is to believe that Boris should even think about telling any of us what we should do with his track record, I would ask that you all wear a face covering on this service today.β
Still canβt see a reference to the new Sex and the City, βAnd Just Like Thatβ, without thinking theyβve finally made a big-budget Tommy Cooper film
Dear @TheMuppets, we would like to propose a collaboration for a new Christmas Film. Basically it's 'It's A Wonderful Life' but with Muppets. We have no budget. Thank you.
βNHS website crashes βNo lateral flow tests available βNow no PCR tests available
Itβs almost as if Boris Johnson made his announcement to distract from his lies without any plan or thought for the consequences. pic.twitter.com/wmaP56BZHm
Note to @metpoliceuk ask for the catering invoices – lets you know how many people were expected. Start with who signed off the expenditure & work your way down the list they will have filed on their PC in folder called 'Xmas Party' Hope that helps you clear this up #partygate
All I keep thinking is, "Why is the O big? WHY IS THE 'O' BIG?" Is it supposed to be the hole in your arm? Why is the O big? pic.twitter.com/gxqi0qKCA3
The subtext of this press conference is that we feel there is a need for more restrictions but we are willing neither politically nor economically to pay for them. The end.
When we invent time travel, it will be illegal to travel to a time before Covid, due to the risk of infecting an unprotected population. Hence no time travellers so far. They should start arriving soon.
My son keeps telling people in school we are rich- we certainly aren't me and my wife's salary is 48k combined pre tax- but then his friend came for tea and was shocked we weren't wearing coats at the table as his parents can't afford to heat the house and it made me realise
Chris Witty should announce sternly that it's now clear the number of people who despise Johnson is doubling every two days, and we have to accept it will have affected everyone by Christmas, especially anyone who's been in close contact with him.
'Twas the week before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring Because everyone was too afraid to go outside or interact with each other in case Christmas gets cancelled again
If anyone hasnβt seen any @taskmaster I urge you all to watch it. From the beginning and you WILL love it!! little @AlexHorne will agree with me. Watch it. That is all. Bye!
Who, like me, canβt wait for the day when we wonβt need to vote βtacticallyβ but can vote for our first choice without worrying it will be wasted? That day will come when we finally upgrade our democracy and adopt fair votes. #ProportionalRepresentation
'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea has now charted in 16 separate years, spent over a year in the top 75, has reached a peak of number 11 three times, but has never reached the top 10. This week it is number 17. Will it finally get into the top 10 next week?
In all seriousness: At such a strange time, going into Christmas with so much hope and fear about, I feel like all four of these dancers and all six of these dances have conveyed the power and triumph of the human spirit. Well done all of them, and thank God. π β€οΈ#Strictly
Anton has been a revelation as a judge. He brings heart, charm and a new perspective to the panel. If they donβt keep him on next year, they are mad #strictly
Rose and Giovanni winning #Strictly means that Italy have won this, Bake Off, the 100 metres, Euro 2020, the high jump (with Qatar) and the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest.
Unvaccinated people are taking beds from other sick people, some of whom become sicker as a result. Not being vaccinated during a pandemic is an act of selfishness hiding behind the facade of individual liberty.
To get into the Christmas mood, here's a short montage of every BBC One Christmas ident from 1974 to the present day.ππ pic.twitter.com/rZkJFNaVqS
Given that apparently the Met police βdonβt pursue crimes retrospectivelyβ, next time a copper pulls you over and says you were speeding just say βYeah, but Iβm not any more, am I?β
Schrodingerβs Christmas party: an event which simultaneously took place in accordance with the rules and also didnβt take place as prescribed by the rules
I thought buying a flat would be a bit like playing Sims for real, but so far I've just spent a lot of hours on the phone to energy companies. I haven't drowned any of my neighbours in my swimming pool yet.
Thank you for submitting your audition for the next series of #LineofDuty but weβre looking for a character with at least one redeeming moral principle and a performance that places even just a scintilla of doubt in the audienceβs mind that he might not be totally bent pic.twitter.com/3jnJL74c5f
When our Christmas services are overflowing with 20s and 30s I will believe this polling. But on the ground right now, Iβm not seeing what the very optimistic polling numbers like this suggestβ¦
To those of you complaining that last nightβs caption βEnglish monarchsβ shouldβve been βBritish monarchsβ: aha no! I had already identified the first clue as Edward viii. Thatβs an English numbering system. Would the Scots acknowledge Edward I as king? I THINK THEY WOULD NOT!
A Christmas movie needs to have 3 things to be a Christmas movie…
1. A Christmas tree needs to be seen at some point 2. A Christmas song needs to be heard at any point (Christmas themed OST counts too) 3. Needs to be set mostly during the Christmas season
Just had a ham sandwich, a bag of Quavers, a Penguin bar and a drink of squash for my lunch. Now I feel like I need to wait for the dinner lady to check Iβve eaten it all so sheβll let me go out to the playground to play French Skipping.
Prince Harry says if youβre unhappy at work quit your job as it will be liberating. Helps if you have a Β£20m @netflix contract and live in a Β£15m mansion
The video of Allegra Stratton reveals (at least) four things: – the party took place – they knew it was illegal – they were worried it might come to light – they wanted to come up with βa lineβ to defend it. Otherwise known as lying.
BBC Four is showing When Harry Met Sally on New Year's Eve at just the right time for midnight to ring out at the same time it does in the film, amazing work pic.twitter.com/SZAeCY8LC2
Christians, especially those currently losing their mind over restrictions: please don't lose sight of Jesus. He didn't call us to fight for our rights. He calls us only to love. It is honestly that simple.
Boris Johnson, or one of his shower of shit mates, could stamp on a puppy on live TV and I donβt know whatβs worse, that heβd deny doing it, that no action would be taken for it, or that there would still be people who would try and justify the puppy stamping.
So the same government, that pissed away a sense of national unity on the first lockdown just to protect Dominic Cummings, is now pissing away any chance of a serious response to this Covid wave because of a Xmas party. Jesus wept.
Basically every time Boris Johnson has done something terrible he announces the birth of a child to try and divert attention from the latest hideous thing heβs done. No wonder heβs got so many kids.
As a Christian I must pray for politicians + all who occupy leadership positions But that doesn't mean I support the system So often my prayers are divine opposition On my knees I plead for integrity With clenched fists I resist hypocrisy Jesus, help our leaders lead us better!
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