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'Love…Love….Love….' pic.twitter.com/vJao3yiVoq

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 16, 2015

You respond to invites with “I’m sorry, did you say Weds? I’m afraid I’m very busy that night. Very busy.”#YouKnowBakeOffIsBackWhen#GBBO

— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 18, 2015

"It's ok to have extravagant wealth provided you use the hashtag #Blessed on your Insta posts." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/TUFekziPpz

— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) August 18, 2015

I want you for a sunbeam #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

— Uncle Dad (@AuntieDad) August 18, 2015

August is putting an awful lot of effort into its October impression

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) August 17, 2015

Lollipop ladies should marry ice cream men and have hundreds and thousands of babies.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) July 19, 2015

You know, we can't help but feel that #InsideOut's Joy looks a bit familiar…http://t.co/mCFU8ZlgkE pic.twitter.com/wL67J11xbR

— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) July 25, 2015

Operator: What's your emergency sir?
Toad of Toad Hall: My friend's been shot several times
O: Holy moly
T: This is no time for jokes pal

— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) July 25, 2015

To duffifie is to lay an almost-empty bottle on its side/upside down to get to the last few drops: good for shampoo and ketchup. Morning.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) July 22, 2015