Why Bob Vance in the Office US always introduced himself that way.
Another reason Gareth Southgate is a wonderful human being.

Why Bob Vance in the Office US always introduced himself that way.
Another reason Gareth Southgate is a wonderful human being.

No girls have been born for 50 years, then by sheer fluke, Eve is born. She’s now 16 and the future of the human race depends on her. She lives in the top of a tower under a huge amount of protection from the rest of the world. The rest of the world is half flooded and there are people who want Eve to be free.
She’s oblivious to anything happening outside, but for company has a holographic friend called Holly, that the EPO have created so that she has someone “her age” to confide in. Holly is piloted by 3 different guys who are on a different floor and wear fancy suits to control her. One of the pilots is called Bram, and he’s our other main character.
The book is told from the viewpoints of both Eve and Bram, Eve is written by Giovanna, and Bram is written by Tom. It’s such an interesting concept, and really grabs your attention. This is the first book in a trilogy, of which they’ve just started writing the second one, but I just can’t WAIT for it!
Absolutely loved this, highly recommend it!

Teacher reacts kindly to child falling asleep in class.
Dan Walker repeatedly winning against Piers Morgan.

Just after my 29th birthday I wrote a list of 30 things to do before I’m 30. I’m pretty pleased with how I’ve done, I knew it’d never get all done, but it’s really pushed me to do some new things this year! You’ll notice the list below is changed a bit from the original list – I reviewed it a month or two ago to try and make some of them a little more achievable, but it hasn’t helped much.
And yes I’m counting a book I finished this morning because I’m not fully 30 until 4.45pm!
I think it might be interesting to see how many more I can complete before I finish being 30…
Anyway, results below!
Matthew is about 19 when he tells us this story, at least, I think he is, but it jumps around a lot it gets quite hard to follow.
When he was younger, his brother Simon died on a family holiday – we don’t get many details until later in the book, but it’s done real damage to Matthew. He’s gone between living on his own, being in psychiatric wards, other care places, to be honest it’s quite hard to follow. He also still sees Simon around… and avoids taking his medication to keep seeing him.
There’s a computer available to him in one of the places and he’s writing his story, which in places is what we read – I think that’s what the bits in typewriter font are meant to be, but I’m not sure, it’s quite hard to follow. You’ll notice I’m repeating myself, he does that a lot too, so I quite liked the idea of adding it in here!
The book flashes back to his childhood with his brother, to that holiday, to the time after, all through to the present day, but not always in any given order, and he can jump somewhere for a paragraph then jump back to where he was just before. It’s quite hard to follow.
It’s not a bad book, but I don’t know that I’d rave about it. I’d probably put it at the good end of average, or the average end of good.
That said, there was a line I really liked: “Reading is a bit like hallucinating”. I’d never thought of it that was before!
He also talked about the worst thing about his illness was that it made him selfish. I think that’s something true of a lot of people with mental health issues (me included) – I think sometimes you have to be selfish, in order to look after yourself, but actually that can be one of the hardest adjustments!
A decent book, but probably not one I’ll reread….!

Last weekend I climbed Snowdon with some friends. I found it very difficult, and we definitely have lessons learnt from it – thought I’d share some in case anyone else is considering doing it. (For reference, we took the Llanberis Path up and down, it’s a 9 mile round trip, we took 3.5 hours going up and about 2 hours going down).
When your heart is racing and you’re panting, eating isn’t the most appealing thing for us all. I had cereal bars but until the way down when I was breathing more regularly I really didn’t fancy them. My friend bought me some lucozade energy tablets at the halfway house on the way up because I could just suck on them while I walked to keep my energy up.
According to Wikipedia the average height for a UK woman is 5’3.5″, and I’m 5’4″, so I like to claim I’m tall, but in reality I’m aware I have fairly little legs, and the people I was walking with were all a fair bit taller than me. This meant that their natural pace was faster than mine, and I found it hard to keep up this meant I got tired quicker, and when they were catching their breath waiting for me to catch up, I wasn’t getting that rest time. In the end one of the girls went on ahead, which at least meant I wasn’t feeling bad about holding her up, but it was definitely a struggle being that bit smaller.
Not one I’d ever have thought of. On the way down you naturally curl your toes a bit for grip, and a lot of weight and pressure goes onto them. This means that if your toenails are even slightly long, (and mine weren’t particularly long at all!) you’re going to feel it. Fortunately, on the way down breathing and heart rate were no longer a problem, so I was able to take the pain in my toes, but it was irritating, and as soon as we got back to the B&B I trimmed the nails and the pain stopped immediately!
I spent the majority of the climb telling myself I couldn’t do it, and near the end I just kept wondering how much farther there was to go because I didn’t think I had the strength to go on (that was meltdown number 2!). The people I climbed with were much more optimistic, they just focused on putting one foot in front of the other and enjoying the views, and they coped much better. It was a proper internal struggle to keep going at times, proper mind over matter stuff.
An awful photo, but here we are at the top – couldn’t see the thing as we were in the middle of a cloud!
