David Cameron on the Going Home Song
How we suddenly got a new Prime Minister
Problems with *how* we currently sing in church
Potential massive changes to the UK Driving Test

David Cameron on the Going Home Song
How we suddenly got a new Prime Minister
Problems with *how* we currently sing in church
Potential massive changes to the UK Driving Test

I love a book that’s a bit different, and this definitely is.
If I tell you it’s a book about a woman who was kidnapped at 19, was raped, and now has a five year old boy who lives with her in a locked room, and their captor visits each night – it sounds pretty miserable.
If I tell you that the entire book is narrated by the five year old, in the language of a five year old, completely how he sees the world, it’s completely different!
So we have a story being told by a little boy who thinks the entire universe is the 11 foot square room he lives in, and everything else either “real” and in the room, like Bed or Shelf or Table (all objects in Room are referred to as proper nouns and have genders), or else it’s “TV”, like trees, dogs and houses.
It’s such an interesting perspective to take, and makes it far less sinister in a way, almost innocent.
He’s an incredibly clever boy, exceptional vocabulary and reading skills, as I guess that’s one way they’ve filled time, but on the other hand, he would never know how to handle grass, or a flight of stairs!
Of course, there is an attempt at escape and there’s a whole new world to learn about, but adjusting to that isn’t easy. Forgetting about the media attention, the infection risks for a child that’s never met other people, and seeing family for the first time, we also have to deal with the fact that people who look tiny are just far away, and rain doesn’t hurt.
It really is a fascinating concept, as well as a gripping story.

When I finished the book this evening I put the film on, and I don’t know if I watched it too soon after reading the book, but I didn’t like it anywhere near as much. Of course films have far less detail in, but it skipped some fairly major sections of the book. You also completely lost the child narrative – if anything it felt more like it was about the mum than the boy. I’m sure it’s a great film in its own right, but don’t watch it right after reading the book!
This is the first time in years if not ever, that I’ve given up on a book and not finished it. That’s not a good opening is it?
Before I start on what went wrong, I totally LOVE the concept of this book. It’s 1962 in what was the USA, except that the Nazis won the war and now control the East of the USA, and the Japanese run the Pacific States, with a neutral zone between them. They’ve drained the Mediterranean and exterminated the people of Africa – but there’s a book someone’s written going round, banned in the Nazi controlled area, about what the world would have been like if the Allies had won!
Recently there’s been an Amazon TV Series made of it which people seemed to love, which is what made me decide to try out the book. Tonight I decided to watch the first episode and it was ok, but didn’t cover half the characters from the book yet, and most of it was set before the book started, so probably wasn’t a good measure.
The first hurdle I had was just finding the writing style odd – at the beginning I thought the author must not have had English as his first language, but then I realised he was trying to write as a Japanese person speaking English when it was a Japanese person speaking or thinking.
They also get really obsessed with a fortune telling method which uses a book called the I Ching – all very odd and I had no idea what was going on with that.
There were a whole load of initially unlinked characters and it jumps around a lot, which made it hard to follow, and took ages to work out who you were reading about and what was going on each time you picked the book back up. Even with that, it still felt like it went really slowly, and so little happened.
So after getting 2/3 of the way through the (relatively thin) book in about 5 weeks I’ve given up and moved onto something else.
Maybe it would have picked up, who knows, but I just couldn’t keep going when I have so much else I’d rather be reading1

95 of Prince Philip’s gaffes for 95 years
Deliberately inconvenient everyday objects
Excellent commentary of England vs Wales
A single woman’s guide to surviving wedding season

This was most of my soundtrack yesterday both before and after the match at work! I say ‘England’ because I’d’ve loved to have included The Southampton Boys by The Red & White Machines, but this is more international tournament themed 🙂
(and yes, I do mean the ’98 version!)