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'Social media can turn into make-up for your whole life. Social mascara, if you like' http://t.co/R2r60Mhjok pic.twitter.com/gBk7Gkh3Wt

— Lucy Sherriff (@sherrifflucy) August 21, 2015

The King's Speech. #tbt pic.twitter.com/pd8Vmr8l9O

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) August 20, 2015

Whenever you think of migrants arriving in Europe, think of this image http://t.co/zPN3jM1b4A pic.twitter.com/eP6GSa7lF8

— indy100 (@indy100) August 20, 2015

#FACT –> pic.twitter.com/QendruzShS

— ONE (@ONECampaign) August 23, 2015

Told my friend's daughter that Kinder Eggs are actually Minion coffins. Now she's crying and I feel like Satan. pic.twitter.com/nqFH3usU97

— Dr Helen Ingram (@drhingram) August 21, 2015

My proposal for how hit 90s TV sitcom Friends should have ended. pic.twitter.com/S7D3j2E3z5

— 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗇𝗄𝗌 (@strnks) August 24, 2015

Always worth digging out at this time year – @RealTimVine's legendary Edinburgh Fringe billboard from 2006. pic.twitter.com/zDAd8kktPz

— Dan Rhodes (@DanRhodes101) August 13, 2015

Ed Miliband is wandering around Australia growing a beard, asking people if they want a selfie http://t.co/fLllymSz51 pic.twitter.com/JLzzPGZIqT

— indy100 (@indy100) August 24, 2015

@taylorswift13 & @LisaKudrow WHAT? SMELLY CAT #1989TourLA pic.twitter.com/DkTKFe1N75

— jennifer (@jenniferh2525) August 27, 2015

"The test shows that you're going to live AND die."

– Schrödinger's CAT scan

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) August 27, 2015

Somebody wrote mobile number on their child's arm at #Victorious. Good preparation as it was needed and worked – now reunited 🙂

— Hampshire Police (@HantsPolice) August 29, 2015

Glastonbury to donate discarded wellies to Calais migrants http://t.co/NmCLIvJMgh pic.twitter.com/hzIfpsTC9D

— indy100 (@indy100) August 28, 2015

This newspaper letter may restore your faith in Britain http://t.co/lZPKRoyHIv pic.twitter.com/A5bt8hIMZG

— indy100 (@indy100) August 28, 2015

'Love…Love….Love….' pic.twitter.com/vJao3yiVoq

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 16, 2015

You respond to invites with “I’m sorry, did you say Weds? I’m afraid I’m very busy that night. Very busy.”#YouKnowBakeOffIsBackWhen#GBBO

— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 18, 2015

"It's ok to have extravagant wealth provided you use the hashtag #Blessed on your Insta posts." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/TUFekziPpz

— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) August 18, 2015

I want you for a sunbeam #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

— Uncle Dad (@AuntieDad) August 18, 2015

August is putting an awful lot of effort into its October impression

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) August 17, 2015

Lollipop ladies should marry ice cream men and have hundreds and thousands of babies.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) July 19, 2015

You know, we can't help but feel that #InsideOut's Joy looks a bit familiar…http://t.co/mCFU8ZlgkE pic.twitter.com/wL67J11xbR

— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) July 25, 2015

Operator: What's your emergency sir?
Toad of Toad Hall: My friend's been shot several times
O: Holy moly
T: This is no time for jokes pal

— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) July 25, 2015

To duffifie is to lay an almost-empty bottle on its side/upside down to get to the last few drops: good for shampoo and ketchup. Morning.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) July 22, 2015