Feels like mostly a strong batch this year (though I did ignore one or two including Lego… just didn’t feel good enough to share). We definitely lost a few by it not being a weekday, but what’s there feels like high quality.
Like last year, I’ve put captions below the posts in case the culprits delete them after midday – let’s hope not many do!
Let me know if you find any good ones I’ve missed and I’ll tack them on the bottom later.
Secret’s out: Volkswagen just dropped the ultimate accessory. Our new nail varnish collection lets you match with your favourite Volkswagen shades, plus it’s a lifesaver for those little dings and scratches. So, get ready to paint the town red (or blue, or orange, or…)💙 pic.twitter.com/oJajyxjmJv
You spoke, we listened! Introducing Channel 4 minus one. Your favourite Channel 4 shows, just one hour earlier. Perfect for those who want the UK's best telly but fancy an early night. Coming soon.
New phone too big for your pocket? We’re now offering free pocket tailoring any time you purchase a new phone from O2. Don’t let a bigger screen make your pockets redundant! pic.twitter.com/nos0glNe6p
O2 will tailor your pockets for free if your phone is too big.
Rangers at @AveburyNT have been buzzing to trial new conservation techniques to help bumblebees in their orchards. Watch the video ‘bee’low to see them in action and find out how you can get involved with this vital work too.
You asked… so we delivered! 😉 Our new streetwear range will be available until the 20th of April. Shop now, before it's too late. #POStreetwearpic.twitter.com/Vpn2Snm1Y3
Unveiling the Big McNugget Boot, the most flavoursome shoe of SS23. Releasing exclusively through the McDonald’s App this Monday. pic.twitter.com/1hjFuFZOfG
Breaking News! Take five with our brand new KitKat® FIVE finger! ✋ 🍫 Four delicious KitKat® Fingers with the addition of a KitKat® thumb! Not only this, we’re changing our tagline to ‘Take five, take a KitKat®!’ So now the question is, who’s ready to #TakeFiveTakeaKitKat! pic.twitter.com/10787PMT3W
This fool-proof bottle lets you blend your own rosé wine, making it as pink or pale as you like.
Mix 10ml of red with 165ml of white for a delicate Provençal pink, or 65ml of red with 100ml of white for a deep-coloured rosé. pic.twitter.com/gZV36VGpAo
Purple is the new yellow. Excited to reveal our NEW pack design featuring our signature NEW shade. Who’s excited to see the new boxes in store? #HaveYouHadYourspic.twitter.com/VXvJc5qItm
New plans to allow electric cars to drive in both directions on one-way streets are set to become a reality in the UK. The move, which is being introduced to encourage electric car uptake, has the potential to significantly shorten journeys for drivers. https://t.co/mdnfA1P0JKpic.twitter.com/m98G4Gdm0K
— ⚡️Electrifying.com (@ElectrifyingCom) April 1, 2023
Electric cars allowed to drive both ways down one way streets
#EV charging just got a lot more paw-some! 🐾 Introducing our revolutionary Vehicle-to-Pet (V2P) technology that harnesses the energy generated by your pet’s daily exercise to produce electricity for your #EVs. Will you be getting on board with #PetPower? 🔌 #SmarterWithIndrapic.twitter.com/oBVnKeh5vZ
— Indra Renewable Technologies (@Indra_rt) April 1, 2023
We are thrilled to announce that we have found a missing page of William Shakespeare’s will! Long thought lost, it names a long-lost twin brother as one of the heirs to his estate.https://t.co/VfazlOth8w
We’re always looking for ways to make our annual gathering more sustainable. One of the main ways we can do that is through the food and drink choices we offer at the festival. 🧵 [1/5] pic.twitter.com/tcgL2gLT16
CofEBay plans to co-ordinate sales of furniture, linen, vestments, architectural paraphernalia and more to restore to use a range of items rendered redundant over the last half century by changing patterns of worship and church attendance:https://t.co/KCRk4W57Nbpic.twitter.com/3zRE4XFfV5
Introducing Beefeater Fungus Gin, made using the world’s fastest-growing fungi. It’s flying off the shelves, so make sure you grab THE LAST OF our stock while it lasts 😉🍄 #TheSpiritofLondon#TheLastofUspic.twitter.com/wcMPup4bZx
We welcome a new doctor to The Square this summer. Dr Karl Kennedy will be doing a short stint in Walford’s GP surgery before he heads back to Erinsborough! We. Can’t. Wait. #EastEnders#Neighbourspic.twitter.com/l8fJ7CH9s2
Hello hello! Another year, another morning of scouring the internet for what companies have come up with this year!
It’s good selection in the end, though with a few gaps from some of those who are normally pretty regular, which was a shame. I couldn’t even find any other sites doing roundups to check for what I may have missed, which was odd, but if I find any more later, I’ll add them in at the bottom!
I’ve put captions under each one as some companies delete the posts after the festivities have passed.
🚨🚨🚨Excited to announce that I will be hosting a ground-breaking new show on @GBNEWS where politicians will settle their differences by actually having a fight. ‘GBH with Tim Farron’ coming to your TV screens soon!
Mike Pilavachi quitting Soul Survivor to open a restaurant
🧀 New scent announcement! 🧀
Life’s better when you’re eating cheese. And when we’re not tasting cheese, want to be smelling it. That’s why we’ve hooked up with @TheCheeseGeekUK to bring you a range of not one, but three, cheese scented deodorants 🧀 pic.twitter.com/XPGwCisuHJ
That’s right…Dip Taps are serving up Garlic & Herb goodness by the LITRE in store 🤤 So, follow the link to find your nearest Dip Tap and get your fill NOW! https://t.co/drBZpZHxhdpic.twitter.com/F5sJAQDvIn
Every jar in our new Pre-hated range has been officially de-tested. These jars are guaranteed 100% hated. Although actual amount of Marmite will vary depending on levels of repulsion. Shop now. Their hating is your saving. https://t.co/cKqYstzMVqpic.twitter.com/xdAmqeRc17
We’re testing real life contours! Contours are a feature of many of our mapping products; and now we’re taking them to the next level with our eco-friendly contour paint. 1/2 pic.twitter.com/mY0twXx5Hb
Introducing the newest member of Surrey Fire and Rescue Service, Brian! 🐾
Brian is a Sniffing Around Urban Small Areas & General Explosives dog who will be joining our Fire Investigation and Drone teams. pic.twitter.com/bHwS8BFhve
— Surrey Fire & Rescue Service (@SurreyFRS) April 1, 2022
Sniffing Around Urban Small Areas & General Explosives dog joins Surrey Fire & Rescue
So pleased Twitter has finally added an edit feature. It is going to make life so much easier.
If you haven't read about it – within a minute of tweeting, just highlight a tweet and then hold down the SHIFT key at the same time as A and F.
As of today our fire fighting vehicles will be carrying new technology. In a bid to reduce water consumption & environmentally damaging fire water run off we are using flamethrowers. research shows that the phrase ‘fight fire with fire’ is beneficial to the environment pic.twitter.com/YgzzCWkZwp
— UK Fire & Medical Services Ltd (@fire_medical) April 1, 2022
Hampshire Fire & Rescue carry flamethrowers to fight fire with fire
Enjoy the comfort you love from our Azuma trains – at home! From April 1st, you can get your hands on the famous red seat you know and love.
NEW Bremont x @WilliamsRacing Ultimate Racing Watch! Cunningly concealed inside is a chamber filled with champagne. Press the button and celebrate your achievement in Racing style, spraying champagne over anyone nearby🍾 Register your interest by emailing olaf.pirlo@bremont.com pic.twitter.com/iyS2A3cFRX
Bremont Williams racing watch which sprays you with champagne
We're so excited to be the first to announce that a small herd of Thames Bison has been reintroduced at a secret location on the #ThamesBasinHeaths, where they’re helping to shape the heathland landscape. More on our website at…https://t.co/DmcUcgU6wlpic.twitter.com/HthjjsLUiw
— Thames Basin Heaths Partnership (@TBHPartnership) April 1, 2022
Bison reintroduced to the Thames Basin
Pucker up Garlic Butter lovers 😘
Celebrating the nationwide launch of Vegan Garlic Better than Butter in pizzerias. Tag a mate and you could get your chops on our limited addition Vegan Garlic Lip Butter 💋
To celebrate the first day of Dinosaurs! at Edinburgh Zoo we’re launching a unique webcam where you can keep up to date with all of our Doyouthinkhesawrus antics!
BARK AND YOU’LL MISS IT! Introducing the Pet Co-Pilot Front Seat model. Drive around with your four-legged friend within paw’s reach. Complete with Honda-branded harness and built-in squeaker.#honda#dogspic.twitter.com/9IyAQOupbt
Excited to bring you OODLES of NOODLES with NEW Pot Pizzas. Yes, that’s right! We’ve joined forces with @papajohnsuk to bring you three delicious noodle-topped pizzas. First up is our Bombay Badboy with Papa Johns American Hot. 🔥 🔥 🔥 #PotPizzapic.twitter.com/k0Vkub4psu
And lastly, genuinely not sure if this is an April Fool or not, given some of the other mad things they’ve done, but LadBaby has done a Sausage Roll candle
Good morning everyone! We have some exciting news, this morning we have been testing out our new speaker and coloured rotor blades. The added sound and new purple colour will be used to help scare birds away from Helimed 56. We also think the purple looks lovely too 💜 pic.twitter.com/V0g5DwVtwo
Technically, April Fool’s Day is tomorrow. But as nobody comes into the office on a Saturday, we've decided to just go for it today instead. pic.twitter.com/N49eMz60DW
We’re delighted to launch NEW ‘Scratch & Sniff’ labels. Just scratch the @RedTractorFood logo to experience the Great British countryside! pic.twitter.com/bszTeugLVH
Grazers often tell us, "We love your snacks, we just can't get them into our faces fast enough!" We've been working on that… 🤓🌰💥 pic.twitter.com/WRyokpB8Nl
We're rolling out RyDye technology at 60 Virgin Active clubs, where we will turn swimming pools into the exact shade of Ryan Gosling's eyes. pic.twitter.com/Wv5Kn83HyF
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