Internet highlights – w/c 1st May 2016

7 05 2016

How to have a better day

Incredible parenting tweets from Ryan Reynolds

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The Marble Collector – by Cecelia Ahern

7 05 2016

Another trip through an airport, another early paperback!

Sabrina is a mum with a young family, and her Dad, Fergus, is in a home/hospital sort of place following a stroke that’s left his memory damaged. The book is set over one day for Sabrina, who tells us her side of the story, whilst Fergus writes from all ages from childhood through to the day Sabrina is living.

It was hard to follow in places – with each chapter you had to remind yourself who was talking, and if it was Fergus, then work out when on earth it was!

I wouldn’t say this was my favourite of her books, but still a good read as Sabrina spends a day trying to work out and investigating what secret it is that her dad’s been hiding from his entire family for his whole life – marbles!

Favourite quotes from this book:

  • “The eye directs the brain, the brain directs the hand. Don’t forget that. Always keep an eye on the target, Fergus, and your brain will make it happen.”
  • “When you’re dead you’d think you’d want to just enjoy being dead without having to worry about the people you left behind. Worrying is for the living.”
  • “The best way to be the best you can be is to be dead.”
  • “Perhaps it’s true that you never know yourself until someone else truly knows you.”

the marble collector





Internet highlights – w/c 24th April 2016

30 04 2016

McFly are back!

Embarrassing moments in church

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Anne of Avonlea – by L M Montgomery

23 04 2016

Having read Anne of Green Gables for the first time ever recently, I appear to have embarked on a journey that may last through all the books, book three has now been ordered, but this review is for the second in the series. I finished it while on holiday last week, so it’s already a bit faint in memory, but that’s why I turn page corners down 🙂

This book starts with Anne age 16, and starting teaching in the school she’s only just attended, so she’s teaching her former classmates as all age groups learn together. Having lost a major character at the end of the previous volume, Marilla takes 6 year old twins Davy and Dora into her care. Dora is angelic to the point of dull, Davy is possibly more reckless than Anne was when we first met her!

Here are some of my favourite quotes.

  • “Have you ever noticed, that when people say it is their duty to tell you a certain thing you may prepare for something disagreeable? Why is it that they never seem to think it a duty to tell you the pleasant things they hear about you?”
  • “It does people good to have to do things they don’t like – in moderation.”
  • “You’re never safe from being surprised till you’re dead.”
  • “It’s really splendid to imagine you are a queen. You have all the fun of it without any of the inconveniences and you can stop being a queen whenever you want to.”
  • “Punishments are so horrid and I like to imagine only pleasant things. There are so many unpleasant things in the world already that there is no use of imagining any more.”
  • “Life is rich and full here – everywhere – if we can only learn how to open our whole hearts to its richness and fullness.”
  • “Don’t you know that it is only very foolish folk who talk sense all the time?”
  • “I believe the nicest and sweetest days are not those on which anything very splendid or wonderful or exciting happens, but just those that bring simple little pleasures.”
  • “Of course, I knew there are no fairies; but that needn’t prevent my thinking there is.”
  • “It seems it’s dreadful to have your feelings hurt. It’s better to knock a boy down that hurt his feelings if you must do something.”
  • “That’s a lovely idea. Living so that you beautify your name, even if it wasn’t beautiful to begin with.”
  • “I think the little things in life often make more trouble than the big things.”
  • “I’m so glad you’re here. If you weren’t I should be blue – very blue – almost navy blue.”
  • “A broken heart in real life isn’t half as dreadful as it is in books. It’s a good deal like a bad tooth. […] It takes spells of aching and gives you a sleepless night now and then, but between times it lets you enjoy life and dreams and echoes and peanut candy as if there was nothing the matter with it.”
  • “That is one good thing about this world – there are always sure to be more springs.”
  • “It’s always seemed to me that the reason two women can’t get along in one house is that they try to share the same kitchen and get in each other’s way.”
  • “I’ll wash my face before I go courting. And I’ll wash behind my ears too, without being told.”
  • “I wish people could live on pudding. Why can’t they Marilla? I want to know. […] I’d like to try that for myself.”
  • “Oh sometimes I think it is of no use to make friends. They only go out of your life after a while and leave a hurt that is worse than the emptiness before they came.”
  • “I don’t like to be surprised. You lose all the fun of expecting things when you’re surprised.”
  • “When all’s said and done, Miss Shirley, ma’am, there’s many a worse thing than a husband.”
  • “A wedding ain’t much cheerfuller than a funeral aafter all, when it’s all over.”

anne of avonlea





Internet highlights – f/c 10th April 2016

23 04 2016

New photos from new Gilmore Girls filming

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Internet highlights – w/c 3rd April 2016

9 04 2016

https://twitter.com/jjjjoooonnnn/status/716704732237193216

https://twitter.com/shwr_thoughts/status/717747046116003840

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDjWKacyrQT/





Internet highlights – w/c 27th March 2016

2 04 2016

Friends graphs

A guy changed his name and now doesn’t have to pay for stuff!

Be a bit careful when using “replace all” for The Queen

My annual April Fools round up can be found here

Things to NOT think about during Communion

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April Fools 2016

1 04 2016

After having to work last year, it’s good to be back! Here, for your enjoyment, is my round up of all the April Fools I’ve found this year! Let me know if you spot any that I’ve missed 🙂

ITV announces “Loose Men” with Mark Wright, Peter Andre, Vernon Kay, Paul O’Grady and Richard Madeley

Scotland and Wales could form their own country if Britain leaves the EU – joining by a bridge or tunnel via the Isle of Man

Words being added to the Oxford English Dictionary

Olivia Coleman to be the next Bond

England could be banned from Euro 2016 if Britain leave the EU

White cliffs of Dover to get a fresh coat of paint

Pop up cafe to sell glasses of water from the Thames

Gmail introduced a “send + mic drop” feature which then failed!

EU moves April Fools Day to 2nd April from next year

Campaign to change Kings College to Citizens College

Britain’s Got Talent is adding a trapdoor to the auditions round

EU Member countries to be made to add the ring of stars to their flags

https://twitter.com/PimmsGB/status/715789892001734656

https://twitter.com/jdwtweet/status/715803482993922049

https://twitter.com/SantanderCycles/status/715780753787908097


That’s all for now, I’ll probably be back later with ones I missed!





Internet highlights – w/c 20th March 2016

26 03 2016

Colin Mochries best lines on Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Harry Potter Jewelry

What colours were the Mr Men – quiz – kinda disappointed in my 17/20!

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Sermon Notes: The Ninth Commandment – To tell the truth

22 03 2016

“You shall not give false testimony against your neighbour.”

A lot of people these days think that telling the truth can just cause problems. In the film, “Liar, liar”, when Jim Carrey is forced to tell the truth it’s an absolute disaster for him.

Telling the truth is different to being brutally honest, or “telling it as it is”. We’re called to speak the truth in love; that is, to have the good of the other person in mind. The important thing is the attitude behind the truth telling.

The commandment refers to our neighbour, but we know from the story of the good samaritan that this is not limited to those we know and like.

A witness report was highly important in the ancient near east – on just one witness report you would be considered guilty until proven innocent.

“One witness is not enough to convict anyone accused of any crime or offence they may have committed. A matter must be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses.
The judges must make a thorough investigation, and if the witness proves to be a liar, giving false testimony against a fellow Israelite, then do to the false witness as that witness intended to do to the other party. You must purge the evil from among you.”
– Deuteronomy 19 vv 15, 18-19

The ten commandments generally cover the most serious form of each sin – for example for murder this covers forms of hate and anger, it looks at the condition of the heart.

Other things covered by lying include exaggeration, misleading, and taking words out of context.

Words are powerful and can be damaging. “The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole body, sets the whole course of one’s life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell.” – James 3 v 6.

Gossip is talking about people to do damage to their reputation; malicious sharing of information. It’s a big issue for the church when things will be shared under the disguise of “for prayerful concern”.

We should ask ourselves:

  • Is what I’m saying true?
  • Does it need to be shared with this person?
  • Would I say it if the person it’s about was here?

It’s as bad to listen to gossip as it is to share it; it ropes us in and encourages it. If we find ourselves gossiping, let’s stop and pray for the person instead!

If someone is complaining about a grievance against someone, suggest they go to them directly, not to have a go, but to express the hurt caused in love, and try to reconcile the relationship.

All commandments have a positive side to them – speak the truth!
“Therefore each of you must put off falsehood and speak truthfully to your neighbour, for we are all members of one body.” – Ephesians 4 v 25
“The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.” – John 1 v 14
“He was assigned a grave with the wicked,
and with the rich in his death,
though he had done no violence,
nor was any deceit in his mouth.”
– Isaiah 53 v 9
“Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” – John 14 v 6

The world does brutal honesty; we’re called to speak the truth in love.

No matter how hard we try, none of us speak completely wholesomely.
“All have turned away,
they have together become worthless;
there is no one who does good,
not even one.’
‘Their throats are open graves;
their tongues practise deceit.’
‘The poison of vipers is on their lips.’”
– Romans 3 vv 12-13

Because of what Jesus did, we don’t need to live lives tied to the burden of lies.

“Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” – John 8 v 32

“Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.” – Ephesians 4 v 29